Cock Talk

[Deleted member 6592667]

Hit the pelvic floor and give me twenty
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Do you do kegel exercises?

I have yes. Definitely helpful. I should do them again.

Do you do any exercises for great sex?

Yoga, while not specifically for sex, did wonders for my flexibility. So...yes?

401k, pension, health insurance, sexual magnificence, which are you most concerned about in your old age?

The last one.

Do you take any steps to produce more cum? What are they? Do they work?

Not specifically? But kegels helped in this area.

Have you noticed a difference in your sex drive as you have aged?

Yeah, age is a motherfucker in this area.

Have you, or your partner, ever tried any penis enlargement techniques? What were they?

Never done this.

Have you, or your partner, ever used a penis pump?

Yes

Ben Wa balls?

Nope

Butt plugs?

Yes

Cock ring?

Yes. This is a go to for me.

Viagra (or similar) meds?

Yes

What advice would you give younger you about sex health?

Eat organic. Also eat pussy.

 

[Endless_Night]

I don’t think I have kegels.

Au contraire, sir.

Boric Acid Suppositories and Boron Complex Supplements for overall health popped up with a quick google search but Borax(in the states) is used for cleaning and is toxic to humans.

It seems that capsules are also used to restore proper vaginal pH. Who knew?

Yeah, age is a motherfucker in this area.

Up? Down? Clarity is needed, Boo!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

It seems that capsules are also used to restore proper vaginal pH. Who knew?

Not me before the age of 38.
Hormonal fluctuations make my temperamental vag throw a fit and these are incredible for reversing symptoms.

 

[Photog1rl]

Hit the pelvic floor and give me twenty
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Do you do kegel exercises?

Yes.

Do you do any exercises for great sex?

Not for sex but for pelvic floor health and that in turns gives me more control of muscle contractions so it helps.

401k, pension, health insurance, sexual magnificence, which are you most concerned about in your old age?

Financial-retirement income being sufficient given our economy. I should have pension and health insurance unless the state collapses.

Do you take any steps to produce more cum? What are they? Do they work?

Nope.

Have you noticed a difference in your sex drive as you have aged?

Yes, it has increased. But it didn’t begin to really get wild until my kids were junior high age or so when my mom responsibility’s really switched.

Have you, or your partner, ever tried any penis enlargement techniques? What were they?

Other than my mouth nope.

Have you, or your partner, ever used a penis pump? Ben Wa balls? Butt plugs?

No, no, yes.

Cock ring?

No. I got him a vibrating one but he hasn’t opted to try it.

Viagra (or similar) meds?

Yes. Age and medications can be a bitch. He has found just having it has relieved some of the performance pressure and he doesn’t often need any.

What advice would you give younger you about sex health?

Similar to what both @Love_Is_Blonde I’d tell myself that there is nothing wrong with getting extremely aroused and that being wet is a thing to be proud of and enjoyed. I spent years feeling bad for being sexual and enjoying and wanting sex. Like @aussiegeekygal my mom also had great advice that I didn’t want to listen to. “Don’t do anything to a partner that they wouldn’t do to you.” Now there is nuance to that of course but I take it as be with someone that centers and focuses on your pleasure the way you do theirs.

Also, you’re never too young to strengthen your pelvic floor. Don’t pee like a horse. Control how it comes out and practice stopping midstream. Oh and you can deliver vaginally and not pee when you laugh.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Sure

Other than my mouth nope.

The two best answers so far!

 

[sydneyboy123]

I discovered my penis when I was 14 and for the next 15 years when I got married I did it constantly, five, six, seven times a week. Probably 4000 plus times. I got laid a few times, but mostly jerked off.
Got married and started fucking and thought I was through with jerking off, but I was wrong. Along came hip surgery for her and ed for me and so here I am jerking off again.

So we masturbate together, lying next to each other. It's fun. In the end, I've done much more masturbation than fucking.

 

[Lmizzler]

I discovered my penis when I was 14 and for the next 15 years when I got married I did it constantly, five, six, seven times a week. Probably 4000 plus times. I got laid a few times, but mostly jerked off.
Got married and started fucking and thought I was through with jerking off, but I was wrong. Along came hip surgery for her and ed for me and so here I am jerking off again.

So we masturbate together, lying next to each other. It's fun. In the end, I've done much more masturbation than fucking.

This sounds like a sad tale but good for you guys for figuring out a solution that works for you.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Au contraire, sir.

Is Enny telling me something kinky that I don't know about? I am the innocent one here.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Is Enny telling me something kinky that I don't know about? I am the innocent one here.

Not kinky. But you DO have pelvic floor muscles. That can be exercised.

They can improve orgasm sebsation and ejaculation control. Along with other things.

*thanks, Google *

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Up? Down? Clarity is needed, Boo!

I'm touched that you're so concerned for me. I do miss my 20s boners is all in saying.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Not kinky. But you DO have pelvic floor muscles. That can be exercised.

They can improve orgasm sebsation and ejaculation control. Along with other things.

*thanks, Google *

I feel like my control is just fine. I've never complained to myself about it.

And who is this orgasm Sebastian of whom you speak?

 

[Wand3rlust]

I feel like my control is just fine. I've never complained to myself about it.

And who is this orgasm Sebastian of whom you speak?

That's what comes of typing while in the sun.

I feel he should be on call.

I need an orgasm. Let's call for 'orgasm Sebastian'.

 

[Endless_Night]

Is Enny telling me something kinky that I don't know about? I am the innocent one here.

Well, I mean, maintaining good bladder control and circumventing possible erectile dysfunction might be considered kinky? By the aged.

I mean, you are forty-one.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I just got home from the gym after core strength/pelvic floor restoration work. My uterus is screaming at me for having the audacity to have an IUD and flexing any muscles in that vicinity.

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[hotwords229_A]

I just got home from the gym after core strength/pelvic floor restoration work. My uterus is screaming at me for having the audacity to have an IUD and flexing any muscles in that vicinity.

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https://w0.peakpx.com/wallpaper/854/149/HD-wallpaper-b-and-w-bulls-logo-black-chicago-white.jpg
Is it just a coincidence?

 

[Lord Pmann]

https://w0.peakpx.com/wallpaper/854/149/HD-wallpaper-b-and-w-bulls-logo-black-chicago-white.jpg
Is it just a coincidence?

Do you know that if you turn that logo upside down, it looks like a robot fucking a crab in the ass?

Just try to unsee that.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Do you know that if you turn that logo upside down, it looks like a robot fucking a crab in the ass?

Just try to unsee that.

Holy shit!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Turning Tricks and Swallowing Treats
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The leaves are turning,
The air is cool,
Halloween is coming,
*Something that rhymes with* ghoul

Do you find Halloween sexy?
Are feelings of arousal and (fictional) fear connected?
Do you dress sexy on Halloween? Have/would you?
How Adult have your Adult Halloween parties gotten?
What do you think is the sexiest Halloween costume, male and female?
Do you prefer your horror movies to have an element of sex to them?
Have you ever had sexual relations with a pumpkin or any other Halloween item?
What is it about dressing up as something that makes people horny?
What Halloween superstitions do you have? (Answer this however you want)
Do you or anyone you know have a ghost story? What about one with a sexual element?
Would you rather have sex with a pumpkin-headed person with a rocking hot body, a ghost that you couldn’t see but felt amazing, or werewolf sex where you and your partner were both werewolves?

 

[Apisto42]

Turning Tricks and Swallowing Treats

The leaves are turning,
The air is cool,
Halloween is coming,
*Ima gonna fuck that sexy* ghoul

There’s your assist…

Do you find Halloween sexy?

Sure. Why not? It’s all about conquering death and evil spirits, it’s really a celebration of life. What’s more life affirming than sex?

Are feelings of arousal and (fictional) fear connected?

They certainly can be. Fear makes your hormones go nuts which is can then be turned to arousal.

Do you dress sexy on Halloween? Have/would you?

Not really. It’s kind of like having a smolder being able to pull off “sexy” costume. Some can, it’s never been achievable for me.

How Adult have your Adult Halloween parties gotten?

Lol. Not very.

What do you think is the sexiest Halloween costume, male and female?

Genie. Something about that just does it for me. Might be the ponytail.

Do you prefer your horror movies to have an element of sex to them?

Eh. Depends on how it fits in the movie.

Have you ever had sexual relations with a pumpkin or any other Halloween item?

Her name was “pumpkin”. Does that count?

What is it about dressing up as something that makes people horny?

It’s an escape from real life, allows inhibitions to be ignored. Especially if there’s alcohol or other substances involved.

What Halloween superstitions do you have? (Answer this however you want)

None.

Do you or anyone you know have a ghost story?

Yes.

What about one with a sexual element?

No

Would you rather have sex with a pumpkin-headed person with a rocking hot body, a ghost that you couldn’t see but felt amazing, or werewolf sex where you and your partner were both werewolves?

Mm. Yes.

 

[drobert44]

That seems fair. It hasn’t been anything I’ve had to do. I will say my partner is within an average size maybe with a really well endowed partner or if you have anal without being sufficiently aroused or lube if needed.
I am interested in what others have experienced or needed.

Prep with a plug and lube his cock.

 

[Endless_Night]

Do you find Halloween sexy?
You betcha.

Are feelings of arousal and (fictional) fear connected?
While this is certainly a thing, it's not something I've experienced.

Do you dress sexy on Halloween? Have/would you?
Ab-so-lute-ly. To both questions.

It's the time of year to let yourself go. #hallowenrules

How Adult have your Adult Halloween parties gotten?
Pretty darn staid, in practice.

What do you think is the sexiest Halloween costume, male and female?
Huh. I don't know that I have an answer either way . . . .

Werewolves are the sexiest monsters, if that helps.

Of which there is still no emoji.

Do you prefer your horror movies to have an element of sex to them?
Depends. These things have nuance.

-Slasher flicks, for sure. Gratuitous nudity diffuses the horror.
-Creature features need a hot girl, but not necessarily nudity. (Hot guy does not go amiss.
-Black and white Universal monster style fare, nope.

Have you ever had sexual relations with a pumpkin or any other Halloween item?
Ummm. That would be a NO.

Didn't @Lord Pmann do something like this?

What is it about dressing up as something that makes people horny?
Escapism. And masks.

What Halloween superstitions do you have? (Answer this however you want)
I can't think of any offhand.

Do longstanding rituals count? If I'm not out and about I dance sky cloud and do a some kind of Samhain offering.

Do you or anyone you know have a ghost story? What about one with a sexual element?
Yes. No.

Would you rather have sex with a pumpkin-headed person with a rocking hot body, a ghost that you couldn’t see but felt amazing, or werewolf sex where you and your partner were both werewolves?

Hmmmmmm. This is a very serious question.

Well, I sometimes have dreams where, you know, things happen. That's vaguely ghostly. Werewolf sex . . . transforming myself doesn't strike me as all that sexy. So, I guess the first one?

The body better be ah-mazing.

 

[Endless_Night]

Genie. Something about that just does it for me. Might be the ponytail.

I feel like there might be a story . . . .

Her name was “pumpkin”. Does that count?

Also, here.

 

[Apisto42]

I feel like there might be a story . . . .


Also, here.

Two different girls. Alas, neither of those fair maidens girls were long term.

I do miss the ponytail though.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Turning Tricks and Swallowing Treats
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The leaves are turning,
The air is cool,
Halloween is coming,
*Something that rhymes with* ghoul

Do you find Halloween sexy?

Yes! It’s fun which is often sexy to me. Plus the sexy costumes, adult Halloween parties, and cool weather/outdoor shenanigans.

Are feelings of arousal and (fictional) fear connected?

Intellectually I can see the correlation, but I’ve never experienced it.

Do you dress sexy on Halloween? Have/would you?

I have and would again! It’s a lot of fun.

I’ve had plenty of not overtly sexy costumes as well though.

How Adult have your Adult Halloween parties gotten?

Not X rated fun, but plenty of over 21 and borderline R rated fun.

What do you think is the sexiest Halloween costume, male and female?

I don’t think I have favorites on this one. Non sports figures?

Do you prefer your horror movies to have an element of sex to them?

I’m a horror movie wimp, so sex or more plot are very appreciated. I can’t do gore, but can do more of the psychological horror stuff which I think lends well to sexual elements.

Have you ever had sexual relations with a pumpkin or any other Halloween item?

Ha. No.

What is it about dressing up as something that makes people horny?

Something about physical costumes help mentally set aside our everyday lives and allow people to indulge in a different side of themselves.

What Halloween superstitions do you have? (Answer this however you want)

None

Do you or anyone you know have a ghost story? What about one with a sexual element?

No and no. Although my general beliefs and opinions probably don’t make me someone friends go running to with ghost stories, so it’s possible I know people with these experiences and I am completely unaware

Would you rather have sex with a pumpkin-headed person with a rocking hot body, a ghost that you couldn’t see but felt amazing, or werewolf sex where you and your partner were both werewolves?

I think I’d need to try all three and get back to you with detailed results

 

[Endless_Night]

I do miss the ponytail though.

*makes note to grow hair*

No and no. Although my general beliefs and opinions probably don’t make me someone friends go running to with ghost stories, so it’s possible I know people with these experiences and I am completely unaware

Anti-ghost?

*raises eyebrow*