My parents had to hide the strike anywhere matches because I would just keep trying to find new ways and surfaces I could light them on. My teeth, zippers, jeans...with a sheet of paper. Fun, fun, fun.I liked the scent of matches and would purposely hide lighters so my dad would have to use matches to light his Winstons
I often fantasize about setting the sofa on fire when my inconsiderate slob of a roommate snores on it, but I think if I actually did murder someone, I’d dissolve the body in a vat of acid
Good plan, make sure it's a plastic bucket, not metalI often fantasize about setting the sofa on fire when my inconsiderate slob of a roommate snores on it, but I think if I actually did murder someone, I’d dissolve the body in a vat of acid
Who said anything about burying? It's a Big desert!
You were how old, again? 17, 18?
What the fuck are you talking about? This was last week.
Not an unfair reaction or solution. My fantasy that involve killing people...are usually longer, more drawn-out and more torturous...yeah liking candy corn is really one of the least worrisome things about me. If you ever need ideas let me know, my mind is a terrifying place.I often fantasize about setting the sofa on fire when my inconsiderate slob of a roommate snores on it, but I think if I actually did murder someone, I’d dissolve the body in a vat of acid
It's cute that you think I feel joy
Hey, you felt joy at Beetlejuice, and because our kids were embarrassed...well, mine was at leastIt's cute that you think I feel joy
If they knew who you know, they'd think you were completely sane!Not an unfair reaction or solution. My fantasy that involve killing people...are usually longer, more drawn-out and more torturous...yeah liking candy corn is really one of the least worrisome things about me. If you ever need ideas let me know, my mind is a terrifying place.
Well, I mentioned that he’s an inconsiderate slob, but didn’t mention the smell. Cleansing with fire really is the only logical solution, unfortunately.Not an unfair reaction or solution. My fantasy that involve killing people...are usually longer, more drawn-out and more torturous...yeah liking candy corn is really one of the least worrisome things about me. If you ever need ideas let me know, my mind is a terrifying place.
That's true...the Germans get me. I do feel joy in other's pain and discomfort.
Have you ever done fire play in a BDSM scene? It can be quite the thrill, at least for me. Of course I was the one tied down and set on fire.
Oh goody.. a different technique?
Don’t worry, you’re generally on my good side
(but your Sox, Pats and Celts can suck it 
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Uhm … is this a concern in your line of work??
I often fantasize about setting the sofa on fire when my inconsiderate slob of a roommate snores on it, but I think if I actually did murder someone, I’d dissolve the body in a vat of acid
Apparently it’s my turn to make the menfolk afraid of being murdered today. Someone please inform my roommate, maybe he’ll actually clean up after himself today 
Why not have a progressive dinner and roll into all 4 ?
