Sex & Shenanigans

[Qky75]

 

[Bry1313]

I always thought we needed an eye roll reaction. But I find I'm rolling my eyes a little less.

Fuck.

Am I becoming desensitised to your schmaltzy niceness, and general bonhomie, and 'oh my God, you're great - no YOU are - no YOU are - no we're both amazing, let's hug' ness??

Wow.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Brad and Channing are so good together in the Lost City too. The amount of digital ink that must exist on the topic boggles the mind.

I love that film, "I can taste his thoughts!" It was just a silly, fluffy, funny time waster that didn't get near the credit it deserved

I admit I was beyond pleasantly surprised by how much I really enjoyed Lost City. Brad was so funny in it!

Yep. I’ll never understand this borderline mania for pumpkin spice everything as soon as the end of August rolls around.
The blends for the stuff it actually works in are unbalanced at best, the products themselves use cheap ingredients that don’t taste all that good, and then they go ninety steps too far and put it in things that fall spices do absolutely nothing for whatever product they’re in (e.g. cold cereals).
Get the fuck out of here.
Just get a decent recipe, buy a few spices, and make up your own blend in 5 minutes. Anything you make with it, from coffee to pumpkin pie, will be cheaper and better than anything “pumpkin spice” you buy in a store.

Food show-style challenge!
If you had guests coming over, which included a PSL-loving basic bitch and (open-minded) pumpkin spice skeptic, what kind of non-pie non-latte pumpkin spice dessert would you concoct for everyone to enjoy?

Shirt I saw this weekend.
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But I did not buy it because of the misused ellipsis.

As a Mexican food purist, I have to disagree: they’re really more like burritos.

Gang! Flip a coin, here are your horoscopes for monday:

Heads: Watch out for a man named Steven who will be ahead of you in every line you're in and doesn't know how stores work.

Tails: You're looking hot. Everyone knows it. Well done to you.

Coin just hangs in the air and doesn't land: fetch the priest

Well, it was over 100°F here today (still 86°F at 9pm ) and I’m sitting in front of my fan, in my bra, with a spray bottle full of cold water…

Oh, what kind of donut am I? Not a plain one, I hope. That would be boring. And not something ridiculous, like from Voodoo donuts and the like. Though we have a place here that serves a maple bar with a shot of whiskey, and that sounds about right.

Obligatory doughnut gif:

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Obligatory doughnut gif:
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Okay, I have a terrible, perverted sense of humor, and that is still a whole different kind of horrifying

 

[UnquietDreams]

Well, it was over 100°F here today (still 86°F at 9pm ) and I’m sitting in front of my fan, in my bra, with a spray bottle full of cold water…

Well, I can say it was cool here before, but it has absolutely heated up under my collar.

Obligatory doughnut gif:
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Sort of like that, yes...

 

[LupineOne]

Food show-style challenge!
If you had guests coming over, which included a PSL-loving basic bitch and (open-minded) pumpkin spice skeptic, what kind of non-pie non-latte pumpkin spice dessert would you concoct for everyone to enjoy?

Pumpkin cake (which includes pumpkin and pumpkin spices) topped with cream cheese frosting.

Always a hit.

 

[lavendersilk]

Pumpkin cake (which includes pumpkin and pumpkin spices) topped with cream cheese frosting.

Always a hit.

I make pumpkin bread (very similar to cakes and muffins) with a cream cheese glaze. Yummy!

I personally don't care for pumpkin pie or PSL's, I prefer sweet potato pie. This pumpkin bread is the only "PS" thing I enjoy this time of year.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I make pumpkin bread (very similar to cakes and muffins) with a cream cheese glaze. Yummy!

I personally don't care for pumpkin pie or PSL's, I prefer sweet potato pie. This pumpkin bread is the only "PS" thing I enjoy this time of year.

I don’t think I’ve ever had sweet potato pie …. Is that the thing with marshmallows the yanks make at Thanksgiving?

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[lavendersilk]

I don’t think I’ve ever had sweet potato pie …. Is that the thing with marshmallows the yanks make at Thanksgiving?

How very dare you!

It's basically pumpkin pie without pumpkin, but my "secret" ingredient is lemon juice. (And love of course.)

 

[crazychemgirl]

How very dare you!

It's basically pumpkin pie without pumpkin, but my "secret" ingredient is lemon juice. (And love of course.)

I’ve never had it so I don’t know llol

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

In related news … not me keeping my odometer on total km’s so I don’t miss my 80085 km mark

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Melanieishere]

Good morning

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[mobleedzblue]

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I couldn't agree more

 

[Whiskeyjack]

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"Big Bang Theory" had a pretty good approximation of how I look in gray sweatpants.
Lusty jezebels, please form an orderly queue.

 

[Qky75]

Telling me to calm down is the fastest way for me to NOT calm down

 

[LupineOne]

I don’t think I’ve ever had sweet potato pie …. Is that the thing with marshmallows the yanks make at Thanksgiving?

I just threw up in my mouth a little

 

[Qky75]

I don’t think I’ve ever had sweet potato pie …. Is that the thing with marshmallows the yanks make at Thanksgiving?

Very similar to Pumpkin pie if that's your thing