Sex & Shenanigans

[37_ttej]

As I flipped the coin, the window shattered and a massive black raven flew through into my room and grabbed the coin before it could reach the top of the arc. It landed on my bookshelf, by the big, black, leather-bound book I bought at the estate sale last night -- the one I have been unable to pick the lock on so I have not yet opened it. The raven screeched at me, like a massive crow with laryngitis, then flew back out the open window, but raked a talon across the back of my left hand as it exited. The bleeding, while slow, won't stop.

So I am thinking it was the "Steve" one, right?

You forget the part where the raven quoth, “Nevermore!”

 

[37_ttej]

Fresh herbs and spices for marinaded and grilled pork tonight
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*sigh*

You know you spend too much time on Lit when ‘marinading the pork’ immediately sounds like a euphemism and you picture the mortar as a dildo.
The rosemary though, I ain’t into that kinky shit.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I survived Monday!!!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I survived Monday!!!

Congratulations

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Taegul]

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I wish hungry only made up 9% of my day. Even if it's specifically just food we're talking about.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Brad and Channing are so good together in the Lost City too. The amount of digital ink that must exist on the topic boggles the mind.

I love that film, "I can taste his thoughts!" It was just a silly, fluffy, funny time waster that didn't get near the credit it deserved

 

[MindYaBitness]

Gang! Flip a coin, here are your horoscopes for monday:

Heads: Watch out for a man named Steven who will be ahead of you in every line you're in and doesn't know how stores work.

Tails: You're looking hot. Everyone knows it. Well done to you.

Coin just hangs in the air and doesn't land: fetch the priest

Luckily, I got tails. No need to exercise the demons today

 

[UnquietDreams]

You forget the part where the raven quoth, “Nevermore!”

Nah, that would have been weird...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Fuck this day.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Fuck this day.

Oh no - now what?
Or was that a out JEJ?

 

[SherlockianMan]

Fuck this day.

Bop. Anything we can do to make it better.

 

[crazychemgirl]

It’s ok … I’m ok …

I mean, like, I’m not …


But I am.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

It’s ok … I’m ok …

I mean, like, I’m not …


But I am.

Why the fuck don't we have a "cares" reaction?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Why the fuck don't we have a "cares" reaction?

agreed. We need a care & barf reaction

 

[MindYaBitness]

It’s ok … I’m ok …

I mean, like, I’m not …


But I am.

It's ok to not be ok

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

agreed. We need a care & barf reaction

I fear how often I would earn the barf one.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I always thought we needed an eye roll reaction. But I find I'm rolling my eyes a little less.

Fuck.

Am I becoming desensitised to your schmaltzy niceness, and general bonhomie, and 'oh my God, you're great - no YOU are - no YOU are - no we're both amazing, let's hug' ness??

Wow.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I always thought we needed an eye roll reaction. But I find I'm rolling my eyes a little less.

Fuck.

Am I becoming desensitised to your schmaltzy niceness, and general bonhomie, and 'oh my God, you're great - no YOU are - no YOU are - no we're both amazing, let's hug' ness??

Wow.

I'm unapologetically schmaltzy. And guess what, I think you're great. So there!!!!

 

[Wand3rlust]

I'm unapologetically schmaltzy. And guess what, I think you're great. So there!!!!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Oh. No. It's still there

Phew

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

It's ok to not be ok

This. It has to be, otherwise, I'm really in trouble.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I always thought we needed an eye roll reaction. But I find I'm rolling my eyes a little less.

Fuck.

Am I becoming desensitised to your schmaltzy niceness, and general bonhomie, and 'oh my God, you're great - no YOU are - no YOU are - no we're both amazing, let's hug' ness??

Wow.

I'm unapologetically schmaltzy. And guess what, I think you're great. So there!!!!

I just love seeing "schmaltzy" in print. I immediately think of the president of busy-bodies anonymous from White Christmas

 

[UnquietDreams]

It’s ok … I’m ok …

I mean, like, I’m not …


But I am.

Well as long as you are certain...

 

[UnquietDreams]

I always thought we needed an eye roll reaction. But I find I'm rolling my eyes a little less.

Fuck.

Am I becoming desensitised to your schmaltzy niceness, and general bonhomie, and 'oh my God, you're great - no YOU are - no YOU are - no we're both amazing, let's hug' ness??

Wow.

I am kind to a fault, at least most of the time. You can blame me if you need to...

Heh. And your eye roll game is still on point, don't worry.