Cock Talk

[Lmizzler]

Because you got so hard at the idea?

No, because I don’t have never had that kind of flexibility.

Not for lack of trying…

 

[hotwords229_A]

No, because I don’t have never had that kind of flexibility.

Not for lack of trying…

I feel your pain. I, too, have suffered the inability to suck myself off.

 

[dawn_of_night]

No, because I don’t have never had that kind of flexibility.

Not for lack of trying…

I feel your pain. I, too, have suffered the inability to suck myself off.

Are y'all lacking volunteers in that department....
I mean, ffs....


AFAF...

 

[LadyLascivious1]

*thinks about how often she, errr, wanks*

Wanking more often is much cheaper and more fun than therapy or prescription drugs

Before all the shame rolls in.

Shame for enjoying yourself?! I didn’t expect that from you

 

[hotwords229_A]

Shame for enjoying yourself?! I didn’t expect that from you

Shame for not feeling shame? Is that a thing?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Are y'all lacking volunteers in that department....
I mean, ffs....


AFAF...

Let’s say I’m putting a new roof on my house. I’m up there by myself working when suddenly I realize I need a blowjob and there is nobody around to help. It would be nice to just pull my pants down and get the job done.

That’s all.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Let’s say I’m putting a new roof on my house. I’m up there by myself working when suddenly I realize I need a blowjob and there is nobody around to help. It would be nice to just pull my pants down and get the job done.

That’s all.

It would, but I'd still suggest you get to ground level first.... don't want to risk the leg tremble escalating.....

 

[dawn_of_night]

It would, but I'd still suggest you get to ground level first.... don't want to risk the leg tremble escalating.....

Right....
It's not the getting up that hurts, it's the final down that counts...

 

[triptoceylon]

If it hasn't already been mentioned before in this thread, I thought I'd add the lyrics to "The Penis Song" by Eric Idle, featured in the move The Meaning of Life and sung by the Noel Coward type singer:

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong
It's swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
Your Percy, or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come about

 

[Endless_Night]

Wanking more often is much cheaper and more fun than therapy or prescription drugs

If only my body understood this principle.

*wonders if she could file therapy under predictive maintenance.

Let’s say I’m putting a new roof on my house. I’m up there by myself working when suddenly I realize I need a blowjob and there is nobody around to help. It would be nice to just pull my pants down and get the job done.

That’s all.

Whoa.

 

[Lmizzler]

Sorry I’m being lazy and not copying and pasting the questions…

Never been to a sex therapist but would probably appreciate the time with them. The chance to open up and talk out some stuff that rolls around in my head would be great in a space that’s supposed to be free of judgement and meant for growth or understanding.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Let’s say I’m putting a new roof on my house. I’m up there by myself working when suddenly I realize I need a blowjob and there is nobody around to help. It would be nice to just pull my pants down and get the job done.

That’s all.

I want to watch this whole scenario play out.

 

[Apisto42]

Let’s say I’m putting a new roof on my house. I’m up there by myself working when suddenly I realize I need a blowjob and there is nobody around to help. It would be nice to just pull my pants down and get the job done.

That’s all.

You should never work on a roof alone. For a variety of reasons, but spontaneous bj is the best one.

 

[Apisto42]

Sorry I’m being lazy and not copying and pasting the questions…

Never been to a sex therapist but would probably appreciate the time with them. The chance to open up and talk out some stuff that rolls around in my head would be great in a space that’s supposed to be free of judgement and meant for growth or understanding.

Due to time constraints and not anything more to add, I’m just going to second this motion.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Why be dry?
https://static-ca-cdn.eporner.com/gallery/Il/1q/cARMGMm1qIl/185936-all-oiled-up.gif

Do you moisturize?
What kind of soap do you use?
What kind of hair products do you use?
Describe your skin care process?
If you do anal, you obviously lube during, but what about in preparation and afterward?
Do you think you overdo your skincare? Does your partner?
Do you like the scent of body lotions, or do you prefer your own and partner’s nature stink?
Do you (or your partner) moisturize your/his penis during non-masturbation times?
Do you (generally) use lube during masturbation or do you raw dog it?
How do you feel about flavored lube? Favorite flavor?
What skin care techniques can you share with us that most people don’t know?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Why be dry?

Do you moisturize? Nope
What kind of soap do you use? Method Citrus, Ginger, Sea Buckthorn
What kind of hair products do you use? Head & Shoulders Bare
Describe your skin care process? Wash with towel & soap?
If you do anal, you obviously lube during, but what about in preparation and afterward? Rub a dub dub. Scrub Scrub Scrub
Do you think you overdo your skincare? Does your partner? Nope, and hell no.
Do you like the scent of body lotions, or do you prefer your own and partner’s nature stink? 50/50 some scents are great, some aren't - both from lotion or naturally
Do you (or your partner) moisturize your/his penis during non-masturbation times? Nope, didn't know this was a thing
Do you (generally) use lube during masturbation or do you raw dog it? Usually raw, I'm an overproducer; by the time spit is wearing out, I have natural juices flowing.
How do you feel about flavored lube? Favorite flavor? Only had one flavor, and it made me want to go for long, so a big win. Cherry & Vanilla
What skin care techniques can you share with us that most people don’t know? Hahahahaha. I'm the wrong dude for that

 

[ZOEOHZOE]

sucks to be the last girl lol

 

[ZOEOHZOE]

middle would be the best

 

[hotoldrguy]

Do you moisturize? Nope
What kind of soap do you use? Dove Mens
What kind of hair products do you use? Pantene Moisture renewal shampoo
Describe your skin care process? Soap and water
If you do anal, you obviously lube during, but what about in preparation and afterward? N/A
Do you think you overdo your skincare? Nope
Do you like the scent of body lotions, or do you prefer your own nature stink? Well I do use underarm deodorant
Do you moisturize your/his penis during non-masturbation times?Nope
Do you (generally) use lube during masturbation or do you raw dog it? Precum does the trick for a quick one. If I am edging, I use coconut oil
How do you feel about flavored lube? Favorite flavor? Have never tried any
What skin care techniques can you share with us that most people don’t know?

 

[lavendersilk]

Why be dry?
https://static-ca-cdn.eporner.com/gallery/Il/1q/cARMGMm1qIl/185936-all-oiled-up.gif

Do you moisturize?
What kind of soap do you use?
What kind of hair products do you use?
Describe your skin care process?
If you do anal, you obviously lube during, but what about in preparation and afterward?
Do you think you overdo your skincare? Does your partner?
Do you like the scent of body lotions, or do you prefer your own and partner’s nature stink?
Do you (or your partner) moisturize your/his penis during non-masturbation times?
Do you (generally) use lube during masturbation or do you raw dog it?
How do you feel about flavored lube? Favorite flavor?
What skin care techniques can you share with us that most people don’t know?

I need a minute after seeing that gif...

 

[hotoldrguy]

I need a minute after seeing that gif...

Only a minute?

 

[hotwords229_A]

I need a minute after seeing that gif...

https://static-ca-cdn.eporner.com/gallery/fS/ld/tugLphZldfS/99591-oiled-bounce-nude.gif

I was going to go with this one. It was a hard choice.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

https://static-ca-cdn.eporner.com/gallery/fS/ld/tugLphZldfS/99591-oiled-bounce-nude.gif

I was going to go with this one. It was a hard choice.

Quite.

 

[hotoldrguy]

https://static-ca-cdn.eporner.com/gallery/fS/ld/tugLphZldfS/99591-oiled-bounce-nude.gif

I was going to go with this one. It was a hard choice.

Very hard

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Why be dry?

Do you moisturize?

Always on my face after cleansing. It’s one of the few things I never, ever skip.

What kind of soap do you use?

I only use “soap” on my face. Cetaphil, Murad, and sometimes Bioderma.

On my body, L’Occitane Amande shower oil. It’s less harsh and stripping than soap and leaves my skin very moisturized and smelling faintly of almonds.

What kind of hair products do you use?

Olaplex and Keracolor which are designed for color treated hair. Ion as well.

Describe your skin care process?

Cleanse, serums (eye, hyaluronic acid, vitamin C), moisturize - morning and evening. Sunblock year round during the day if I’m leaving the house. I don’t wear much makeup and usually work from home, so I often skip the morning routine. Then I do the evening routine as part of my shower.

If you do anal, you obviously lube during, but what about in preparation and afterward?

I’ve only had to use lube for anal on occasion. I usually provide enough natural lubrication that it can be used for any sexual activity. No prep. Shower afterward.

Do you think you overdo your skincare?

No, I think I used to do almost nothing. Meaning I washed it in the shower and then moisturized. The end.

Now that I’m getting older I consciously researched, tested, and adopted a more nuanced skin care plan to keep my skin looking as good as possible. It’s still pretty simple though.

Does your partner?

Hell no

Do you like the scent of body lotions, or do you prefer your own and partner’s nature stink?

Mixed bag. I like subtle, non floral scents. I don’t want strong perfumes or natural stink. Hence my preference for L’Occitane Amande.

I’m a big fan of Lume, particularly the tangerine and vanilla scents. It’s been a great product for me in that it’s fantastic at preventing any natural stink plus has a light and pleasant scent. Best part is no aluminum nor any skin irritation like I had with most natural deodorants I tried.

Do you (or your partner) moisturize your/his penis during non-masturbation times?

This is a thing?

Do you (generally) use lube during masturbation or do you raw dog it?

I almost never need it. Occasionally with anal toys.

How do you feel about flavored lube? Favorite flavor?

Never tried it.

What skin care techniques can you share with us that most people don’t know?

I don’t think these are secrets, but I also don’t know that the general population pays much attention either.

If your skin isn’t wet when you apply hyaluronic acid, you’re using it incorrectly and may make your skin appear drier.

Also, stop shampooing your hair and using soap on your skin so much. It’s stripping and drying and can cause your body to overcompensate.