Cock Talk

[hotwords229_A]

What? Huh? Did I miss something. Is that what she's saying in that gif?

That can’t be what she is saying in the gif. I was going with the idea that, stereotypically, therapists just say “And how does that make you feel?” as their response to everything.

Therefore, it stands to reason that a sex therapist would ask how it makes you squeal.

I've tried to read her lips... I think she is saying, "...grab it with your hand and stroke the head of the penis..."

This was just a case of me being witty and brilliant.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Have you ever gone to a sex therapist? Would you go if you haven’t?

I have not been and I don’t believe I would ever go.

Would you be able to be completely honest with them if you went? (Obviously it won’t work if you’re not, but would you really be able to be totally honest?)
Yes, to the point that I would tell them when I set the appointment up my main problem/concern so she could already have the cure ready to go when I walk in the door.

Would you prefer the opposite sex or same sex therapist? Why?

Opposite. I already know guys don’t have the answer.

Would you be more likely to consult a therapist if it was anonymous online?

Doubtful.

Would you like your partner to go to one?

I wouldn’t stop her.

Would you prefer to go together?

As a couple I could go, but only if we tried everything else to solve whatever the problem was.

Do you think sex therapy works or are you skeptical?

I’m skeptical when it applies to me, but I know it works for other people. That kind of stuff just doesn’t work on me. I have very little respect for most doctors and “experts” (<—notice how I put “experts” in quotes? I do that because I am skeptical of them. )

How does one go about finding a good sex therapist?



I solve most of my emotional and relationship problems with either a long walk or a good lawn mowing.
I am a very simple man.

 

[AussieGeek]

I feel like I, @AussieGeek, or @Trekka would be rapt and enthusiastic pupils. And have all the questions

I'm always interested to expand my knowledge of human sexuality - probably why I did my psych post-grad research on BDSM.
@LadyLascivious1 I must admit I was pleasantly surprised to be included in the conversation - have we met before?

 

[deft]

I'm always interested to expand my knowledge of human sexuality - probably why I did my psych post-grad research on BDSM.
@LadyLascivious1 I must admit I was pleasantly surprised to be included in the conversation - have we met before?

Much confuse... unless @aussiegeekygal has an alt?

 

[AussieGeek]

Much confuse... unless @aussiegeekygal has an alt?

Nope, not an alt, just someone who apparently chose a similar nick by complete accident. LOL

 

[deft]

Nope, not an alt, just someone who apparently chose a similar nick by complete accident. LOL

That’s what they all say

 

[AussieGeek]

That’s what they all say

Does this mean I have to change my nick??

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Nope, not an alt, just someone who apparently chose a similar nick by complete accident. LOL

Why, hello there
Welcome to the fray

 

[AussieGeek]

Why, hello there
Welcome to the fray

Howdy! Good to be here. what are the odds, huh? Two Aussie Geeks living in the USA and spending time on Lit?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I solve most of my emotional and relationship problems with either a long walk or a good lawn mowing.
I am a very simple man.

I'm surprised wank isn't on your short list, but now I know to roll myself in grass clippings if I want to attract you with my "pheromones"

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Howdy! Good to be here. what are the odds, huh? Two Aussie Geeks living in the USA and spending time on Lit?

We should start a club or something

Just whatever you do, don't call it a clique #gasp

 

[AussieGeek]

gawd, the thought of a clique makes me shudder, and gives me high school PTSD flashbacks

 

[hotwords229_A]

I'm surprised wank isn't on your short list, but now I know to roll myself in grass clippings if I want to attract you with my "pheromones"

Believe it or not, I don’t find wanking to be a good problem solving method.
It is a great problem avoiding method, but if I want solutions wanking (generally) isn’t the path forward.

I feel like I’m betraying my penis by saying there is something he can’t solve.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Believe it or not, I don’t find wanking to be a good problem solving method.
It is a great problem avoiding method, but if I want solutions wanking (generally) isn’t the path forward.

I feel like I’m betraying my penis by saying there is something he can’t solve.

Actually I agree with this. It's a distraction. A mood enhancer. And something to stop thinking about the now. Escapism.

*thinks about how often she wanks*

Hmmm.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Ah. Good point.

I just get high and cry in the shower.

Perhaps I should buy a ride on mower?

 

[deft]

I don’t wank. Never have.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I don’t wank. Never have.

Bullshit


Says the girl who also didn't and created a thread to chronicle her adventures of trying to build that habit

 

[deft]

Bullshit

Putting it mildly

 

[Bbl87]

Says the girl who also didn't and created a thread to chronicle her adventures of trying to build that habit

I've tried to make it less of a habit. Never has gone very well.

Must mean either I have no self control OR I'm just a sexy bitch and can't keep my hands off myself as a result. I'm going with the latter.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Bullshit


Says the girl who also didn't and created a thread to chronicle her adventures of trying to build that habit

The concept of trying to build the habit is absolutely foreign to me. Many here know the story of my “wank jar” trying to stop my habitual wanking. (No, not a collection of my semen, fuckers. More like a swear jar, but for the chronic masturbator.)

I’m 41 years old now. I haven’t been able to stop since I started. I believe 4 days is my max.

 

[Endless_Night]

Believe it or not, I don’t find wanking to be a good problem solving method. It is a great problem avoiding method, but if I want solutions wanking (generally) isn’t the path forward.

Actually I agree with this. It's a distraction. A mood enhancer. And something to stop thinking about the now. Escapism.

*thinks about how often she wanks*

Hmmm.

Now see, I totally disagree.

It's a great problem solver! After, all is right with the world.

*thinks about how often she, errr, wanks*

. . . . Oh.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Now see, I totally disagree.

It's a great problem solver! After, all is right with the world.

*thinks about how often she, errr, wanks*

. . . . Oh.

I agree that all is right with the world after a good self-orgasm, but only for about 20 seconds. Before all the shame rolls in.

 

[lavendersilk]

I agree that all is right with the world after a good self-orgasm, but only for about 20 seconds. Before all the shame rolls in.

Are you Catholic?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Are you Catholic?

Not really.
I’m just self aware.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Are you Catholic?

I think this might be the "post nut clarity" I've heard about