Sex & Shenanigans

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Almost 12 hours and 13 pages ago

Pot calling kettle?

 

[BrendaBear]

My bad, I didn't see that I was replying to an older post.
Here's the context: https://forum.literotica.com/threads/sex-shenanigans.1589110/post-99496682

I knew what you were referring too.... but ... yeah, that would be weird if they missed it earlier.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Please tell me you don't normally refer to a vagina as a 'front butt'... right?

Well now that you're wording that way I feel like I should answer in the affirmative

Please?

You can lie this time

I lie here all the time! Have I told you about my megayacht and my 10" package?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Hmmm more like a fish to dry land

So you watched it, then gasped and flopped around?

Mixed message.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I think it's like 'front butt' over there or something

Fanny is pussy

Sweetie - in some contexts, is patronising.

But I do get fanny flutters.

 

[BrendaBear]

Pot calling kettle?

I get the reference.... but I still pictured that avocado green kitchen wall phone, with the looooong chord... snaked over to the pot on the stove....

 

[MindYaBitness]

I think it's like 'front butt' over there or something

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExYTgzaXJ6MHRqbzd0cWN1ZGx6eGxiZ2xkeWZneTZzbTUzb2s5aWZlcSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/SbN0WomN4S7Z7tpKOC/giphy.gif

My lady bits are not a "front butt"!!!

Please use the anatomically correct terms of Hoo-ha, Vag, Vag Jay Jay, Pink Taco, Bearded Clam, or the most recent addition to the vernacular thanks to @crazychemgirl Vag-ho-ho

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ribs, corn on the cob, garlic mini potatoes, roasted asparagus (that’s for hubby)

My stomach just growled. Better than your yawning test.

 

[BrendaBear]

Well now that you're wording that way I feel like I should answer in the affirmative



I lie here all the time! Have I told you about my megayacht and my 10" package?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/V20utjtQen0AAAAC/laughing.gif

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

the most recent addition to the vernacular thanks to @crazychemgirl Vag-ho-ho

Is that when it's covered in chocolate?

 

[Wand3rlust]

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExYTgzaXJ6MHRqbzd0cWN1ZGx6eGxiZ2xkeWZneTZzbTUzb2s5aWZlcSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/SbN0WomN4S7Z7tpKOC/giphy.gif

My lady bits are not a "front butt"!!!

Please use the anatomically correct terms of Hoo-ha, Vag, Vag Jay Jay, Pink Taco, Bearded Clam, or the most recent addition to the vernacular thanks to @crazychemgirl Vag-ho-ho

Bearded Clam?

Seriously?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I don’t eat burgers anymore

https://www.amazon.com/Are-Legion-Bob-Bobiverse-Book-ebook/dp/B01LWAESYQ

Pot calling kettle?

No, just pointing out that it wasn’t that ancient, but things move fast here!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I couldn't be arsed to catch up. I've been drinking and dancing..

I love it when a posh bird talks dirty!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Fanny is pussy

Sweetie - in some contexts, is patronising.

But I do get fanny flutters.

I knew it!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Is that when it's covered in chocolate?

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdWQ2dmsyaG10ZzI4OGo2OWV0b2Y3bm9lNzYwNWxiend6Nzc4Z2VmZSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/VfzJD0dNOXdOX9UsV6/giphy-downsized-large.gif

 

[LupineOne]

Get in line!

*growls*

 

[BrendaBear]

*growls*

I heard your team is probably winning... shouldn't you be all happy and shit like that?

 

[Amanda330]

I would like to know the answer to this as well.

I've seen both. They're the same. Except sometimes non American ones wear jackets...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Prosecco.... and tequila rose.

Mixed together?

 

[LupineOne]

I heard your team is probably winning... shouldn't you be all happy and shit like that?

Against ribs and garlic baby reds? Please.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Mixed together?

Don't be weird

 

[UnquietDreams]

Pssssst … I was already planning on it

I need to find a woman who likes ribs...

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Bearded Clam?

Seriously?

I hear ya. A lot of the ones I've met were smooth clams.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Club classics. You wouldn't know them cos you're american..

Oh, you mean high brow stuff like the Cheeky Girls? You're probably right. We are pretty provincial here...

 

[vagrantx]

Fanny is pussy

It's a fairly common first name here guessing not-so-much in the UK..