Sex & Shenanigans

[LupineOne]

DICKTACLES








that is all.

Nothing wrong with dicktacles!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Nothing wrong with dicktacles!

On this topic... I've tried tentacle porn before but I just can't for the life of me get into it. Is it an acquired taste or is it a 'you have it or you don't' kinda thing?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I love when people get all chuffed if you miss them in a post but it’s cuz you have them on ignore

But people should also remember that if you want to fake ignore someone, you shouldn't do it in that person's thread cause you shouldn't be able to see threads made by people you have on ignore.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

On this topic... I've tried tentacle porn before but I just can't for the life of me get into it. Is it an acquired taste or is it a 'you have it or you don't' kinda thing?

I think it's you either like it or you don't. But I've never tried to acquire a taste for it either

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I think it's you either like it or you don't. But I've never tried to acquire a taste for it either

So you just took to it like a fish to water, then?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

So you just took to it like a fish to water, then?

Hmmm more like a fish to dry land

 

[crazychemgirl]

But people should also remember that if you want to fake ignore someone, you shouldn't do it in that person's thread cause you shouldn't be able to see threads made by people you have on ignore.

Shhhhhh … it’s ok.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Shhhhhh … it’s ok.

Did you do that?
I wasn't talking about you

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Hmmm more like a fish to dry land

https://media1.tenor.com/m/xmmPgkxT1NwAAAAd/siaymin-siayyeon.gif
I gotchu

 

[Bry1313]

But people should also remember that if you want to fake ignore someone, you shouldn't do it in that person's thread cause you shouldn't be able to see threads made by people you have on ignore.

No one would be that dumb and callous.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

No one would be that dumb and callous.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/KH_oo-0AK3oAAAAC/drinking-clapping.gif

 

[crazychemgirl]

Did you do that?
I wasn't talking about you

I have no clue …. But I can’t be the only one who clicks, “show ignored” just to see what kind of unhinged and ridiculous shit that the people you have on ignore post … in their own threads or wherever.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I have no clue …. But I can’t be the only one who clicks, “show ignored” just to see what kind of unhinged and ridiculous shit that the people you have on ignore post … in their own threads or wherever.

I've been here officially for almost 15 years and in the last two weeks I finally added my first person to ignore. It was a real monumental moment
https://bywordofmouth.substack.com/p/how-to-drink-champagne-when-youre

 

[crazychemgirl]

Almost time for me to check the fuck out of this bizsnatch for the weekend … hopefully going to see Beetlejuice …



peace out homies…



DEFINITELY don’t behave while I’m gone.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Almost time for me to check the fuck out of this bizsnatch for the weekend

Booooo!!!!

DEFINITELY don’t behave while I’m gone.

Well, now I'm going to be pure as the driven snow

 

[SherlockianMan]

Happy Friday all! How everyone has fun, sexy times planned for the weekend!

(I mean, I don't, but I'm old and boring so I just live vicariously through y'all)

 

[MindYaBitness]

Booooo!!!!

Well, now I'm going to be pure as the driven snow

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[deefalttwunnyfor]

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[Kitty_so_frisky]

I got Hulu with commercials for $.99 a month, and Disney + with commercials for another $1.99 a month. I can live with that.

That's what I have to. But I almost never watch either one cause I'd just rather watch Netflix with no commercials. We also got HBO with commercials a couple of months to watch House of Dragon which was perfect cause they would show one long weird Sonic commercial at the beginning and the rest is commercial free.

Black Friday? I got a year of those same Hulu and Disney+ deals, plus Peacock for $1.99, and 6 months of Max for $2.99 and 6 months of Starz add-on to Hulu for $0.99. I keep Hulu year-round, and Prime for deliveries, but kinda rotate my other subs based on good deals and current content. Haven’t been compelled to throw money at Netflix in like 6 years though. Surprisingly, I’ve been watching a lot of (free) Tubi lately too! Probably more than the paid channels.

Half-dressed cartoon ducks
On so many adventures?
It's Ducktales! oo oo!

Okay, but why the fuck does Donald Duck wear a towel around his waist after he showers when he doesn’t even wear pants when he’s dry?!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Okay, but why the fuck does Donald Duck wear a towel around his waist after he showers when he doesn’t even wear pants when he’s dry?!

Depending on how good that shower was, then he might have to hide an aubergine

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Black Friday? I got a year of those same Hulu and Disney+ deals, plus Peacock for $1.99, and 6 months of Max for $2.99 and 6 months of Starz add-on to Hulu for $0.99. I keep Hulu year-round, and Prime for deliveries, but kinda rotate my other subs based on good deals and current content. Haven’t been compelled to throw money at Netflix in like 6 years though. Surprisingly, I’ve been watching a lot of (free) Tubi lately too! Probably more than the paid channels.


Okay, but why the fuck does Donald Duck wear a towel around his waist after he showers when he doesn’t even wear pants when he’s dry?!

Yup I sign up for it every black friday

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hubby is cooking me dinner so I can relax … woo woo

 

[PassionatePanther]

Hubby is cooking me dinner so I can relax … woo woo

I can be there in an hour. Wait, Friday traffic. Make that 2 hours!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I can be there in an hour. Wait, Friday traffic. Make that 2 hours!

Ribs, corn on the cob, garlic mini potatoes, roasted asparagus (that’s for hubby)

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Hubby is cooking me dinner so I can relax … woo woo

what's on the menu?