Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

The Korean BBQ places I’ve been to called it “corn cheese” instead of “cheese corn,” and it was an optional add-on to banchan. That grill with the troughs on the side looks very handy though!

I think I'm too dyslexic to know which way it goes. There's so many restaurant names I always get wrong cause I can't remember which order the words are

 

[Bry1313]

I resent that for the 2 weeks a year it's warm enough to not need them...

This royal throne of kings, this scepter’d isle,
This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars,
This other Eden, demi-paradise,
This fortress built by Nature for herself
Against infection and the hand of war,
This happy breed of men, this little world,
This precious stone set in the silver sea,
Which serves it in the office of a wall,
Or as a moat defensive to a house,
Against the envy of less happier lands,
This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England,

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

What if you took off your shoes?

Tetanus infection?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Tetanus infection?

Go get your vaccine, you'll be fiiiiiine

 

[BrendaBear]

The only subscription I pay for is Disney+.
We ever get to the point where generally affordable cars that everyday people use have subscriptions for heated seats or steering wheels or rear window defrost, they can fuck right off. Go bankrupt. I won’t give a damn.

When I hear stuff like that.. it makes me go outside and pat my ancient, old cars on the hood.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Go get your vaccine, you'll be fiiiiiine

Said the typical guy

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Said the typical guy

to be fair, after a night of drinks and dancing that has to be one of the better infections to get. Like if you HAD to pick one

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

to be fair, after a night of drinks and dancing that has to be one of the better infections to get. Like if you HAD to pick one

Oh you were still thinking of tetanus?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Oh you were still thinking of tetanus?

I've been accused of having a one-track mind and you can't spell tetanus without so I was distracted

 

[BrendaBear]

... so I was distracted

DickAssted?

 

[crazychemgirl]

The only subscription I pay for is Disney+.
We ever get to the point where generally affordable cars that everyday people use have subscriptions for heated seats or steering wheels or rear window defrost, they can fuck right off. Go bankrupt. I won’t give a damn.

I keep saying I’m going to reevaluate all the subscriptions and then I never do.

 

[crazychemgirl]

DICKTACLES








that is all.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

DICKTACLES








that is all.

As in tentacles, or as in the philosopher?

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Bry1313]

DICKTACLES








that is all.

I read that as “duck tales”

 

[crazychemgirl]

As in tentacles, or as in the philosopher?

Dick.Tentacles.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

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mmmmmmmmmmmmm dragon loin

 

[crazychemgirl]

I read that as “duck tales”

Ooh ooh

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Dick.Tentacles.

Ooooo, whatcha watching?
Is this vagrant approved?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I read that as “duck tales”

Half-dressed cartoon ducks
On so many adventures?
It's Ducktales! oo oo!

 

[Bry1313]

Half-dressed cartoon ducks
On so many adventures?
It's Ducktales! oo oo!

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTFJtwH8w/

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTFJtwH8w/

That song fucking slaps. And they cut off at the best part. Also, I'm pissed that those guys stole my best dance moves

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTFJtwH8w/

 

[crazychemgirl]

I love when people get all chuffed if you miss them in a post but it’s cuz you have them on ignore

 

[Bry1313]

You can’t read this post, as the poster is on your fake ignore list