Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

You don’t like pickles??

Is that a euphemism?

 

[Wand3rlust]

I am having a heart attack I am so surprised...

*dials 99... erm.... 91... erm... 92.... *

Hey, you ok?

 

[UnquietDreams]

*dials 99... erm.... 91... erm... 92.... *

Hey, you ok?

Mouth to mouth?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Literally saw this an hour ago. I hate printers.

Did you hear about the new HP printers that require a subscription to print?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Mouth to mouth?

Perv

 

[BrendaBear]

Perv

https://media1.tenor.com/m/w3C4O6yI7CYAAAAC/are-you-the-one-ayto.gif

 

[UnquietDreams]

Perv

 

[Wand3rlust]

Perv

 

[Wand3rlust]

It's Friday! I'm going dancing!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Best part of smoking pulled pork on Labor, still enjoying pulled pork sandwiches on Friday

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Look at you, Mr Two Types of Pickles! Unfortunately, 3 days is my limit for leftovers

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Did you hear about the new HP printers that require a subscription to print?

I almost ended up with one on accident.
What. The. Fuck?!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Did you hear about the new HP printers that require a subscription to print?

I almost ended up with one on accident.
What. The. Fuck?!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

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If anyone wants to buy me a present, this is now on my wishlist.

 

[crazychemgirl]

If anyone wants to buy me a present, this is now on my wishlist.

Samesies bro

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Did you hear about the new HP printers that require a subscription to print?

Everything is going this way. BMW has you pay a monthly fee for things like heated seats. It's nuts

 

[hotoldrguy]

Everything is going this way. BMW has you pay a monthly fee for things like heated seats. It's nuts

I blame the whole trend on Pay-Per-View!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Everything is going this way. BMW has you pay a monthly fee for things like heated seats. It's nuts

And all the subscription services that show different shows… with commercials


I never thought I’d miss cable.

 

[LupineOne]

And all the subscription services that show different shows… with commercials


I never thought I’d miss cable.

The only subscription I pay for is Disney+.
We ever get to the point where generally affordable cars that everyday people use have subscriptions for heated seats or steering wheels or rear window defrost, they can fuck right off. Go bankrupt. I won’t give a damn.

 

[Bry1313]

It's Friday! I'm going dancing!

Oh I’ll really enjoy that

 

[UnquietDreams]

The only subscription I pay for is Disney+.
We ever get to the point where generally affordable cars that everyday people use have subscriptions for heated seats or steering wheels or rear window defrost, they can fuck right off. Go bankrupt. I won’t give a damn.

I got Hulu with commercials for $.99 a month, and Disney + with commercials for another $1.99 a month. I can live with that.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Everything is going this way. BMW has you pay a monthly fee for things like heated seats. It's nuts

I resent that for the 2 weeks a year it's warm enough to not need them...

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I got Hulu with commercials for $.99 a month, and Disney + with commercials for another $1.99 a month. I can live with that.

That's what I have to. But I almost never watch either one cause I'd just rather watch Netflix with no commercials. We also got HBO with commercials a couple of months to watch House of Dragon which was perfect cause they would show one long weird Sonic commercial at the beginning and the rest is commercial free.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Oh I’ll really enjoy that

Our feet hurt

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Our feet hurt

What if you took off your shoes?