Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

I was gonna be punny-funny and say cheese porn? and add some funny picture.

So I googled cheese porn.

DO NOT GOOGLE CHEESE PORN.

2 girls 1 cheese.

Am I not supposed to be into 2 girls 1 cheese?

 

[vagrantx]

Am I not supposed to be into 2 girls 1 cheese?

She was literally shitting cheese.

But you do you, boo. I'm not gonna yuck your yum.

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

Am I not supposed to be into 2 girls 1 cheese?

No judgement.

 

[BrendaBear]

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Um..... Good morning, Wolfie..... did you have a rough night?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Am I not supposed to be into 2 girls 1 cheese?

"Two Girls, Cheese Assortment."

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

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I have a few concerns but I'd eat that. This looks like some sort of noodle dish with rice cakes as a topping which is something I like. And I have been known to put a slice of American cheese on top of instant ramen so I'm not even offended by that. I'm way more concerned about what the what looks like a xiaolongboa is doing there.

 

[LupineOne]

Um..... Good morning, Wolfie..... did you have a rough night?

I never sleep well in hotels

 

[Qky75]

I have a few concerns but I'd eat that. This looks like some sort of noodle dish with rice cakes as a topping which is something I like. And I have been known to put a slice of American cheese on top of instant ramen so I'm not even offended by that. I'm way more concerned about what the what looks like a xiaolongboa is doing there.

I don't have it like that...also no noodles not cheese. Soup dumplings are all by themselves for me. Mmm mmm mmm

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

She was literally shitting cheese.

But you do you, boo. I'm not gonna yuck your yum.

I'm gonna pretend I didn't read this and continue imagining two girls eating a delightful cup of cheese cubes.

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

She was literally shitting cheese.

But you do you, boo. I'm not gonna yuck your yum.

Ok. Totally judging now.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Am I not supposed to be into 2 girls 1 cheese?

Describes our alts perfectly..

 

[vagrantx]

I'm gonna pretend I didn't read this and continue imagining two girls eating a delightful cup of cheese cubes.

There are more things between ass and mouth, Opie, than are dreamt of in your imagination.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Describes our alts perfectly..

I'm the freshly pasteurized cheese that came straight from the creamy and has seen no butts.

 

[Bry1313]

Also good on the side of a Korean BBQ grill where the oil from the meat drips into the corn cheese and egg (that's what's in the other side).

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What is that magical grill and why have I never seen it before?

 

[Bry1313]

She was literally shitting cheese.

But you do you, boo. I'm not gonna yuck your yum.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/VKk9839sZFMAAAAd/why-would-you-do-that-david.gif

 

[MindYaBitness]

Who knew I'd be asleep and miss the peach porn?

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExenhjY3lmN3o3bWt1dzVpdGN2cTRyN3o0dm04NWkzeTdjMmd2eDNnYSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/3o6ZtdHSz2YLQWG55C/giphy.gif

 

[UnquietDreams]

There are more things between ass and mouth, Opie, than are dreamt of in your indigestion.

FTFY

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm the freshly pasteurized cheese that came straight from the creamy and has seen no butts.

New tagline

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

I have a few concerns but I'd eat that. This looks like some sort of noodle dish with rice cakes as a topping which is something I like. And I have been known to put a slice of American cheese on top of instant ramen so I'm not even offended by that. I'm way more concerned about what the what looks like a xiaolongboa is doing there.

For me, I just can't with American cheese on pretty much anything. It's just...not good? There are literally dozens of better options out there, even if you want a softer, meltable cheese that actually tastes like something.

 

[lavendersilk]

For me, I just can't with American cheese on pretty much anything. It's just...not good? There are literally dozens of better options out there, even if you want a softer, meltable cheese that actually tastes like something.

But have you tried it on a banana?

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

But have you tried it on a banana?

No, because I'm not deranged.

 

[BrendaBear]

... I'm not deranged.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/tb2czHUgsIMAAAAC/jennifer-lawrence-oh-ok.gif

 

[LupineOne]

But have you tried it on a banana?

 

[lavendersilk]

No, because I'm not deranged.

Ah. Well, all I can say is... what would you do for love? There are worse things to put in your mouth. Trust me.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

What is that magical grill and why have I never seen it before?

Because I'm sure you have seen it in photos and you just have shit memory. You also could've ate off a grill like it if you actually went to where I tell you to go to eat when you're in LA . And you could also buy one for home on Amazon.