Sex & Shenanigans

[SWR101]

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Wait, we can take a reduction to child again? Did i miss a training manual, was my OTJ incomplete?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Why is dessert spaghetti a thing?

It isn't.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Wand3rlust]

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Maybe - just maybe.... he is living his best life.

 

[Bry1313]

@Bbl87 do you have a measurement website?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/A0TIKT1W0JAAAAAC/keep-going.gif

 

[Bry1313]

I tried their spaghetti like 25 years ago and never had it again. I dont need dessert spaghetti in my life

Why have I now heard of the concept of dessert spaghetti, do not want.

 

[Bry1313]

Have you ever told a dick that you looked at that it's not sufficient for your preference? I feel like woman are trained to be so nice that we would give it a whirl anyway. Then we will tell all our friends about the microdick that we couldn't feel at all. Am I right @crazychemgirl ???

This song exists for a reason

 

[Bry1313]

I have never even contemplated dessert spaghetti, other than being a little sick at the scene in Elf.

I’m comforted by that scene being a work of fiction.

 

[Qky75]

Why have I now heard of the concept of desert spaghetti, do not want.

Sounds more dry than dessert spaghetti doesn't it

 

[Bry1313]

Sounds more dry than dessert spaghetti doesn't it

Sometimes one can post too early in the morning

 

[Qky75]

Sometimes one can post too early in the morning

Or just beyond my ability to cope and reason. I just got lucky in this case.

 

[crazychemgirl]

This song exists for a reason

That is the best song

 

[MindYaBitness]

Genetics may not have blessed me with the porn dick, but that doesn’t mean I’ve had to be deprived of the porn depth experience.

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This is so offensive...it's called Little People Porn. Try harder, be better

 

[Taegul]

This is so offensive...it's called Little People Porn. Try harder, be better

Why is my YouTube algo now showing me Brad Williams clips?

 

[__Nathan1968]

This is so offensive...it's called Little People Porn. Try harder, be better

I thought ‘Little People Porn’ was referring to men with micropenises.

 

[hotoldrguy]

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Why have I now heard of the concept of dessert spaghetti, do not want.

Sounds more dry than dessert spaghetti doesn't it

Sometimes one can post too early in the morning

Or just beyond my ability to cope and reason. I just got lucky in this case.

You do know desert and dessert are entirely different words that are also spelled differently, right? If you can’t remember, just think desserts have 2 Ss because they’re super sweet. That’s how I learned it in elementary school

 

[crazychemgirl]

Now that you all know I’m secretly a ninja turtle … I hope we can all still be friends

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Now that you all know I’m secretly a ninja turtle … I hope we can all still be friends

So long as you save me a cot in the sewer

 

[UnquietDreams]

Now that you all know I’m secretly a ninja turtle … I hope we can all still be friends

I have my own admission to make...

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[Photog1rl]

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So much better than the alternative.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Now that you all know I’m secretly a ninja turtle … I hope we can all still be friends

I mean…you picked the most emo sad bastard turtle possible, but TMNT are still awesome

 

[UnquietDreams]

You do know desert and dessert are entirely different words that are also spelled differently, right? If you can’t remember, just think desserts have 2 Ss because they’re super sweet. That’s how I learned it in elementary school

I was taught you want more dessert and less desert.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I mean…you picked the most emo sad bastard turtle possible, but TMNT are still awesome

I wish the Michelangelo mask was available