Sex & Shenanigans

[Photog1rl]

Dick measuring seems like it always leaves someone coming up short.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Dick measuring seems like it always leaves someone coming up short.

Statistically average but very enthusiastic.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Statistically average but very enthusiastic.

On my fucking tombstone

 

[MindYaBitness]

I feel like dick measuring is a waste of time. I mean, no guy has ever looked at my boobs and asked exactly how many inches/ounces of boobage I'm packing. They just look, determine if it's sufficient for their preference, or not. Woman are very much the same

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I can’t get over their spaghetti and sliced hot dog in a little cardboard container

I tried their spaghetti like 25 years ago and never had it again. I dont need dessert spaghetti in my life

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I feel like dick measuring is a waste of time. I mean, no guy has ever looked at my boobs and asked exactly how many inches/ounces of boobage I'm packing. They just look, determine if it's sufficient for their preference, or not. Woman are very much the same

Have you ever told a dick that you looked at that it's not sufficient for your preference? I feel like woman are trained to be so nice that we would give it a whirl anyway. Then we will tell all our friends about the microdick that we couldn't feel at all. Am I right @crazychemgirl ???

 

[UnquietDreams]

I have never even contemplated dessert spaghetti, other than being a little sick at the scene in Elf.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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I tried their spaghetti like 25 years ago and never had it again. I dont need dessert spaghetti in my life

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I have never even contemplated dessert spaghetti, other than being a little sick at the scene in Elf.

GOOMH!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Second hand jinx

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I have never even contemplated dessert spaghetti, other than being a little sick at the scene in Elf.

It's not actually dessert spaghetti but it's sooo sweet

 

[UnquietDreams]

It's not actually dessert spaghetti but it's sooo sweet

Sounds sort of horrible.

 

[UnquietDreams]

GOOMH!

It's the crushed up chocolate fudge Pop-tarts that pushes it over the top...

 

[__Nathan1968]

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The O-C label reminds me of this sign on the door of an OB-GYN next to my doctor’s office. I found it hilarious, but only about half of the people I show it to see the humor.

 

[Photog1rl]

I feel like dick measuring is a waste of time. I mean, no guy has ever looked at my boobs and asked exactly how many inches/ounces of boobage I'm packing. They just look, determine if it's sufficient for their preference, or not. Woman are very much the same

I agree that measuring is a waste of time. The main difference is that men can see what you are packing while you are fully dressed but the opposite isn’t true. By the time the pants to come off only an ass would say, “oh no thanks your dick is too small.” Most women would work with what there is. It may be a reason to not go out again but even then most dicks can do the job so it’s more about connection and effort and skill.
ETA im not saying a small penis is a reason to not date someone again but sexual compatibility is an extremely important piece to a relationship and if that is your dealbreaker it isn’t something that can really be changed and it could be something that is difficult to talk about.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I agree that measuring is a waste of time. The main difference is that men can see what you are packing while you are fully dressed but the opposite isn’t true. By the time the pants to come off only an ass would say, “oh no thanks your dick is too small.” Most women would work with what there is. It may be a reason to not go out again but even then most dicks can do the job so it’s more about connection and effort and skill.

I doubt metrics of my dick alone would get me a string of women clamoring to date me, however, I’ve never had a one night stand (or even a two or three night stand) so something must keep them coming back.

 

[UnquietDreams]

One of the sexiest things anyone ever said to me in the moment was, "your cock fits my cunt perfectly."

 

[MindYaBitness]

Have you ever told a dick that you looked at that it's not sufficient for your preference? I feel like woman are trained to be so nice that we would give it a whirl anyway. Then we will tell all our friends about the microdick that we couldn't feel at all. Am I right @crazychemgirl ???

I haven't, I think I've been extremely lucky in that the handful I, well, "handled" before I got married were built to scale, so to speak. No micro penises or porn dick, just nicely built guys.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I haven't, I think I've been extremely lucky in that the handful I, well, "handled" before I got married were built to scale, so to speak. No micro penises or porn dick, just nicely built guys.

I still think I'd try out a porn dick. Maybe I'll discover some new depths

 

[__Nathan1968]

I still think I'd try out a porn dick. Maybe I'll discover some new depths

Genetics may not have blessed me with the porn dick, but that doesn’t mean I’ve had to be deprived of the porn depth experience.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Why is dessert spaghetti a thing?

 

[Awaywego]

Best comment ever made to me, "you do know how to use that well, can we use it again." In a text at work later that day.

 

[SWR101]

I’ve honestly never had a girl I’ve been with say much one way or the other. We just have fun in the moment.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Worse than dick measuring … is dick bragging.

 

[crazychemgirl]