Lmizzler
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Is this the female equivalent to blue balls?
Sex & Shenanigans
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crazychemgirl
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lavendersilk
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It looks like craft store vomit! It's magical.
Bry1313
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Looks at whose side you take in our bickering “you”!Who did she steal from you?
Bry1313
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Mine too, and Pedro, her choices were perfect
UnquietDreams
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Purple, what are you eating when you are at the craft store?
UnquietDreams
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UnquietDreams
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Use the money saved from your health care and invest in a VPN.
UnquietDreams
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Okay, I am cutting down my variables. So two celebrities as they are today, their current age, no time travel, no historical people. Incendiary sex only, and make breakfast for them in the morning. Just that.
Still difficult. I am going with the first who spring to mind: Storm Large and Salma Hayek.
Qky75
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Did you SEE Selma's 58th birthday bikini shoot...o...m..f..g
Bry1313
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I want to go to there
Just saw it
https://media1.tenor.com/m/S2xgjcFe1J0AAAAC/happy-crying-happy.gif
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UnquietDreams
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UnquietDreams
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I feel like this should be one of those sliding square puzzels.
dawn_of_night
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Will you coffee me first???Unless you're dealing with the monopoly man, then you go to jail for only showing one...
AFAF...
dawn_of_night
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What in the actual fuck???
Cuffs is what I wanted ....
UnquietDreams
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Oh, and just as a comparison, this is Storm at 55.
"On my knees
Or on all fours
From underneath
Hear me roar..."
I have chosen wisely. I will probably not survive, and I am perfectly okay with that.
SirConradPeckereye
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I was about to say...
Yep... you have right to remain silent...
Otis_Ravelli
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UnquietDreams
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No, you really wanted coffee.
This is why I love you so much.
UnquietDreams
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Now if that was cooling rather than massaging, I know a bunch of women who would throw cash at it right now.
lavendersilk
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I kinda want both. Two in one maybe.
crazychemgirl
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Yesssssss
