Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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I better get a %!

 

[UnquietDreams]

All these ladies hitting like and love on this message, and still no boobs. Prudes.

Boobies for you

 

[dawn_of_night]

Boobies for you

@LustfulIntentions2

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Having taken a paycheck from both parties over the years, I won't fall into "equally bad," but both suck and neither give a fetid dingo kidney about you.

Boobs, however, are magical.

Even if both sides were equally apathetic to my hypothetical need of a fetid dingo kidney, there is one side actively trying to harm me, people like me and people I love. Anyone complicit in that can fuck themselves with an extra-large flag pole

A truly unifying message.

If I ever ran for political office, boobs would have to be the unifying platform. That way, all the boobs (and other parts) I’ve posted here wouldn’t cause a backlash when discovered. I could say “YOU ALREADY KNEW this is what I’m about!” and carry on.

 

[Bbl87]

All of these politicians threads flooding the "what's new" page is killing my lady boner. WTF people, this is a SEX FORUM for christ's sake!

I mean, I can blow up your inbox with the sex to balance out the political threads. I'm selfless like that.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I mean, I can blow up your inbox with the sex to balance out the political threads. I'm selfless like that.

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMXdmanBwbDJjbzA1eDI0MjZqaTU1dmxjZGRyYXlqemNsNDkzaTBrOCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/1wo1lWwvkCi9sdZhFf/giphy.gif

 

[MindYaBitness]

All these ladies hitting like and love on this message, and still no boobs. Prudes.

Your wish is my command

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I mean, I can blow up your inbox with the sex to balance out the political threads. I'm selfless like that.

Duh, why do you think we keep you around?

 

[Bbl87]

Duh, why do you think we keep you around?

I figured it was for my big... heart.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Your wish is my command

You people and your damn avian-themed jokes. And I deserve every damn one.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I figured it was for my big... heart.

Yup, and folks like me for my substantial set of personality

 

[MindYaBitness]

You people and your damn avian-themed jokes. And I deserve every damn one.

I can't help it, at this point hornethology jokes are part of my DNA

 

[Bbl87]

Yup, and folks like me for my substantial set of personality

You do have a great... personality, I must say.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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You people and your damn avian-themed jokes. And I deserve every damn one.

I can't help it, at this point hornethology jokes are part of my DNA

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Yup, and folks like me for my substantial set of personality

Personally, it’s because you have the most fantastic pair of tusks I’ve ever seen

ETA: and I love dorks

 

[MindYaBitness]

You do have a great... personality, I must say.

Here, you & @LustfulIntentions2 have earner a fun bag flash

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Here, you & @LustfulIntentions2 have earner a fun bag flash

Those fun bags are both majestic and terrifying!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yup, and folks like me for my substantial set of personality

I also like you because your ass is gorgeous.

 

[UnquietDreams]

You people and your damn avian-themed jokes. And I deserve every damn one.

I've got a picture of some Great Tits if you are still of a mind.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Here, you & @LustfulIntentions2 have earner a fun bag flash

Well now you're just piling on.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I also like you because your ass is gorgeous.

This introduces the new realm of fruit gifs
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(This is the second time today I've used that gif )

 

[Bbl87]

Here, you & @LustfulIntentions2 have earner a fun bag flash

Your selflessness knows no bounds.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I've got a picture of some Great Tits if you are still of a mind.

Eh, never trust scientific nomenclature. Those are tiny tits, at best

 

[UnquietDreams]

Eh, never trust scientific nomenclature. Those are tiny tits, at best

I know, I felt sorry for the ornithologist.

 

[Bbl87]

Eh, never trust scientific nomenclature. Those are tiny tits, at best

Hey, I don't discriminate based on tit size. I welcome tits if all shapes and sizes.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Hey, I don't discriminate based on tit size. I welcome tits if all shapes and sizes.

Very true #AllBoobsMatter