Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

I have a feeling you would hate cooking beef for me in general

For you, there is little I wouldn't do, Kitty-o'my-heart.

 

[UnquietDreams]

*waits for thanksgiving invites to flood in*

Would you like to have Thanksgiving dinner? Traditional. Jelly beans, buttered toast, and popcorn.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Would you like to have Thanksgiving dinner? Traditional. Jelly beans, buttered toast, and popcorn.

I don't like the first, but the last 2 are always yum.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

For you, there is little I wouldn't do, Kitty-o'my-heart.

Even if that included butterflying it, burning it and not making faces when I trimmed off the fatty parts?

 

[Bry1313]

What Thanksgiving food item are you most looking forward to consuming ???

The stuffing, then the turkey.

 

[MindYaBitness]

What Thanksgiving food item are you most looking forward to consuming ???

Roasted Garlic mashed potatoes

 

[Bry1313]

 

[Bry1313]

Stuffing INSIDE the turkey or OUTSIDE…. ??

Inside the damn bird, unless deliciousness is a concept you are opposed to.

 

[Qky75]

Even if that included butterflying it, burning it and not making faces when I trimmed off the fatty parts?

Of a jelly bean? Wtaf?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Even if that included butterflying it, burning it and not making faces when I trimmed off the fatty parts?

For you? Absolutely.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I don't like the first, but the last 2 are always yum.

I'll save you a seat. But you have to call me "you sly dog." Tradition, you know.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Of a jelly bean? Wtaf?

Haha didn’t see he added another reply and accidentally quoted the wrong post. Fixed now

 

[Qky75]

Ok so a blonde calls her boyfriend and is perplexed.

I bought this jigsaw puzzle on sale. It's supposed to be a rooster but all the pieces are the same color and none of them fit together!

The boyfriend comes over to have a look and then says

Well, the first thing you should know is we won't be making any sort of rooster out of these pieces. How about I make you a nice cup of tea and then we can put all the cornflakes back in the box.

 

[MindYaBitness]

All of these politicians threads flooding the "what's new" page is killing my lady boner. WTF people, this is a SEX FORUM for christ's sake!

 

[Qky75]

All of these politicians threads flooding the "what's new" page is killing my lady boner. WTF people, this is a SEX FORUM for christ's sake!

Thank. You!!!!!! Yet another reason we are pals

 

[MindYaBitness]

Thank. You!!!!!! Yet another reason we are pals

I come here to escape that stuff, have little fun, laugh & flirt a bit. If I wanted to watch people demean & berate eachother I'll turn on cable news

 

[Qky75]

I come here to escape that stuff, have little fun, laugh & flirt a bit. If I wanted to watch people demean & berate eachother I'll turn on cable news

I just go outside. I can't watch the news anymore. My work is sad....let's just keep it perverted and shallow in Lit I say!!

 

[lavendersilk]

That thunder was clouds rubbing together. Well into elementary school.

I thought it was God bowling

 

[Qky75]

I thought it was God bowling

No no...it's Rip Van Winkle playing 9 pin in the Catskills

 

[UnquietDreams]

All of these politicians threads flooding the "what's new" page is killing my lady boner. WTF people, this is a SEX FORUM for christ's sake!

Well, politics is about getting fucked, so...

 

[MindYaBitness]

Well, politics is about getting fucked, so...

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[MindYaBitness]

I just go outside. I can't watch the news anymore. My work is sad....let's just keep it perverted and shallow in Lit I say!!

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExaTdyc2ljMHdoOGp4a200dW5iY3RidHp4dWlwMTlpZzdsZ3gyazd4bCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/KgNQ7s9vBxSl2hjEvv/giphy.gif

 

[Whiskeyjack]

What Thanksgiving food item are you most looking forward to consuming ???

Gravy. Whatever the gravy goes on is incidental. It's the gravy that matters.

 

[BrendaBear]

All of these politicians threads flooding the "what's new" page is killing my lady boner. WTF people, this is a SEX FORUM for christ's sake!

Yeah… I have stopped following Shenanigans several times because I saw too many political “statements”.

I am not saying people need to change, just saying… I want nothing to do with that shit which only divides people.

 

[SWR101]

I come here to escape that stuff, have little fun, laugh & flirt a bit. If I wanted to watch people demean & berate eachother I'll turn on cable news

This is why I just go to the specific boards I want directly and just avoid the rest