Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

Who here wants to see @OrdinaryPerson put a Barbie up her butt feet first so it looks like it’s trying to escape?


Gofundme for this is pending

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[OrdinaryPerson]

Who is putting raisins in things??


Fucking psychopaths.


Probably @OrdinaryPerson

I enjoy fresh grapes much more than raisins.
Also, raisins are to rabbits as tootsie rolls are to dogs

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

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Ok, just $1,999,999 to go now

 

[morelikeasong]

Ok, just $1,999,999 to go now

Count me in for the contents of my change purse

 

[Photog1rl]

Excellent. Then I was the one who made it wrong, heh. Or only made it 80% of the way...

I don't think you made it wrong.
Giblets are great for stock that you then use to make a nice smooth gravy.
I've heard of folks putting giblets in stuffing but I prefer sausage.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Does Beef Wellington have pate in it??

Please don’t tell me this.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Does Beef Wellington have pate in it??

I think it's like a mushroom paste

It has both mushroom paste (duxelles) and pâté.

I don't think you made it wrong.
Giblets are great for stock that you then use to make a nice smooth gravy.
I've heard of folks putting giblets in stuffing but I prefer sausage.

Sausage is the way to go!

 

[lavendersilk]

Please don’t tell me this.

It's mushrooms

 

[crazychemgirl]

It's mushrooms

I requested a non-pasty Wellington … tyvm

 

[Photog1rl]

Sausage is the way to go!

It sure is

 

[crazychemgirl]

British folk … why do you call boots wellies?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Sausage trick? Is that like a dick trick?

Helisausages. Noooo

Why not?

IJS…if someone were to combine my love of dick tricks, food and humor, it would be hot AF

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@UnquietDreams would probably do it

 

[crazychemgirl]

Are your feet the beef inside the Wellington?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I requested a non-pasty Wellington … tyvm

Right!? Just wrap beef tenderloin in puff pastry and leave the mushrooms and pâté out of it!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Right? Just wrap beef tenderloin in puff pastry and leave the mushrooms and pâté out of it!

I’ll eat with you from now on.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I’ll eat with you from now on.

Do you have a spoon I can borrow?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Do you have a spoon I can borrow?

I always have extra spoons.


Except not emotional spoons. I am negative inventory on emotional spoons.

 

[Qky75]

IJS…if someone were to combine my love of dick tricks, food and humor, it would be hot AF

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@UnquietDreams would probably do it

Whelp...it could have been fun....c'est l'vie

 

[Wand3rlust]

British folk … why do you call boots wellies?

Wellington Boots.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wellington Boots.

But why Wellington?

 

[Wand3rlust]

But why Wellington?

Duke of. He has a lot to answer for...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Duke of. He has a lot to answer for...

Feet and beef … what a weirdo.

 

[Qky75]

Duke of. He has a lot to answer for...

I want to know why there's lash welts on my bergamot tea bags

 

[Wand3rlust]

Feet and beef … what a weirdo.

Have you not heard about our nobility?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Have you not heard about our nobility?

Other than they married their relatives and one of them married too many and kept killing time off