Sex & Shenanigans

[Wand3rlust]

I’m not a snob. It’s okay if YOU like JJ Abrams. I simply do not.

I don't know who that is

 

[crazychemgirl]

I will!

Plus sausage yummies while you wait for turkey to “rest”

 

[Wand3rlust]

All this just cos you wanted 2 Xmas dinners

 

[UnquietDreams]

The turkey because I can never cook it right.

I cook an outstanding turkey, either in the oven or smoked on the Webber. I have to cook my own, though, since my sister's house is big enough for the whole extended family, and my BiL can't cook a bird to save his life. He is very religious about it: it is either a fresh sacrifice or a burnt offering. The best thing they ever did was have the turkey delivered from a local restaurant.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

The turkey because I can never cook it right.

Try my sausage trick. I PROMISE it’ll be good.

Sausage trick? Is that like a dick trick?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Try my sausage trick. I PROMISE it’ll be good.

Oh, I've heard that line before...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Sausage trick? Is that like a dick trick?

You porcupine sausages around the turkey when you cook it … the sausage drips down onto your turkey keeping it yummy and moist.

 

[UnquietDreams]

All this just cos you wanted 2 Xmas dinners

You say that like it is a bad thing...

Anyway, I make Beef Wellington for Christmas.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You say that like it is a bad thing...

Anyway, I make Beef Wellington for Christmas.

Fuck you.

 

[lavendersilk]

You say that like it is a bad thing...

Anyway, I make Beef Wellington for Christmas.

I would do the dishes.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I would do the dishes.

Lit Christmas?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I would do the dishes.

I had a something else in mind to cap the evening...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Fuck you.

You don't like Beef Wellington either?

*Adds it to the list, with smoked oyster pizza, raisins, and "chunky gravy."*

 

[Qky75]

I cook an outstanding turkey, either in the oven or smoked on the Webber. I have to cook my own, though, since my sister's house is big enough for the whole extended family, and my BiL can't cook a bird to save his life. He is very religious about it: it is either a fresh sacrifice or a burnt offering. The best thing they ever did was have the turkey delivered from a local restaurant.

I smoked my turkey last year when my stove broke 2 days before Thanksgiving. I don't think I can go back anymore...smoked was so so good.

 

[morelikeasong]

I smoked my turkey last year when my stove broke 2 days before Thanksgiving. I don't think I can go back anymore...smoked was so so good.

Yessss. Smoked turkey is the best. My grandmother used to get a smoked turkey from the Amish

 

[UnquietDreams]

I smoked my turkey last year when my stove broke 2 days before Thanksgiving. I don't think I can go back anymore...smoked was so so good.

I also have a Pit Barrel Cooker, and bought the turkey cooking set up. Hanging over the coals, with smoke from wood and the juices on the coals. So fucking good. (Also makes great tacos al Pastor, and shawarma with the same set up.)

 

[Qky75]

I also have a Pit Barrel Cooker, and bought the turkey cooking set up. Hanging over the coals, with smoke from wood and the juices on the coals. So fucking good. (Also makes great tacos al Pastor, and shawarma with the same set up.)

Shawarmmmmmmmmmmmma

 

[Qky75]

Sausage trick? Is that like a dick trick?

Helisausages. Noooo

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

You don't like Beef Wellington either?

*Adds it to the list, with smoked oyster pizza, raisins, and "chunky gravy."*

Add me to the list of people on which beef Wellington would be wasted. I will not eat anything that has touched mushrooms, and am not a fan of pâté.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Helisausages. Noooo

Why not?

 

[lavendersilk]

Add me to the list of people on which beef Wellington would be wasted. I will not eat anything that has touched mushrooms, and am not a fan of pâté.

Does Beef Wellington have pate in it??

 

[crazychemgirl]

Who here wants to see @OrdinaryPerson put a Barbie up her butt feet first so it looks like it’s trying to escape?


Gofundme for this is pending

 

[Alfie71]

I quite fancy replacing the mushrooms in a Wellington with minced shrimp. Like a jumbo surfy-turfy sausage roll.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Shawarmmmmmmmmmmmma

I would do some shady shit for shwarma

 

[Qky75]

I would do some shady shit for shwarma

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