Sex & Shenanigans

[SWR101]

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Imma have to try this one

 

[UnquietDreams]

Imma have to try this one

To an arresting officer during Miranda warrning. (I wish I had thought of that one at the time...)

 

[__Nathan1968]

To an arresting officer during Miranda warrning. (I wish I had thought of that one at the time...)

I asked the cop to pull over and fasten my seat belt when arrested for drunk in public.

Cop: What’s the matter, son, don’t you trust my driving?

Me: it’s not your driving, officer. But it’s a Friday night and there *could* be a lot of drinks on the road. If do it myself, but my hands are cuffed behind my back.

This is the definition of white privilege.

 

[BrendaBear]

I asked the cop to pull over and fasten my seat belt when arrested for drunk in public.

Cop: What’s the matter, son, don’t you trust my driving?

Me: it’s not your driving, officer. But it’s a Friday night and there *could* be a lot of drinks on the road. If do it myself, but my hands are cuffed behind my back.

Okay… part of this sounded promising….

 

[__Nathan1968]

Okay… part of this sounded promising….

The arresting officer, in Brenda’s version of events:

Actual arresting officer:

 

[__Nathan1968]

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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[SWR101]

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OMG, I need to find those…

 

[LupineOne]

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Oh that’s perfect!

 

[crazychemgirl]

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I might need to get this for my Jeep.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I might need to get this for my Jeep.

Just get followed by cops all day.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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[BrendaBear]

I might need to get this for my Jeep.

Just get followed by cops all day.

I’m pretty sure, she already does.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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[__Nathan1968]

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A secret admirer is just a stalker with stationery

 

[LupineOne]

I’m pretty sure, she already does.

She’s @crazychemgirl
The Chemist. They can’t do anything except follow her and try to catch her at being a serial killer. But they never will.
And they’ll never find the bodies

 

[SWR101]

She’s @crazychemgirl
The Chemist. They can’t do anything except follow her and try to catch her at being a serial killer. But they never will.
And they’ll never find the bodies

Heisengurl

 

[BrendaBear]

She’s @crazychemgirl
The Chemist. They can’t do anything except follow her and try to catch her at being a serial killer. But they never will.
And they’ll never find the bodies

Especially with that Halloween special rate, we saw earlier.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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[UnquietDreams]

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[Kitty_so_frisky]

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Real AF

 

[ShaneoD]

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Way too real, with everything, adulting sucks

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[BrendaBear]

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I’m pretty happy about September also… but…. Um… I don’t need the pumpkin… thanks.