Sex & Shenanigans

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Me too, I taught them to my Girl Scouts as well

Someone, somewhere down the road, is going to owe you a debt of gratitude

 

[MindYaBitness]

View attachment 2385722

I'm on the local gang task force, I'm going to need each one of you to demonstrate your gang signs so I know your a CI, not a soldier

 

[SWR101]

I'm on the local gang task force, I'm going to need each one of you to demonstrate your gang signs so I know your a CI, not a soldier

*starts making hand motions like I’m a ninja in Naruto*

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Don't they?
I'm pretty sure y'all do already.
You just do it quietly and more clever.

It began with Eve.
Then The Iliad and the Trojan War.
And so on through history. Always.

Women will always be the whisper in the ear of Men that forms direction and changes human history.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/yGlb-WaOUSgAAAAC/beyonce-runthe-world.gif
You forgot this lady in your list

 

[hotoldrguy]

I'm on the local gang task force, I'm going to need each one of you to demonstrate your gang signs so I know your a CI, not a soldier

https://media.tenor.com/ZCGCCpYAylUAAAAM/bruce-lee-karate.gif

 

[LupineOne]

Um.... what gang is that?? Just where exactly do they hang out at?

Well, the Shenanigang, for one…

 

[LupineOne]

Bear claws. Those marks are about 7 or 8 feet off the ground

 

[BrendaBear]

Bear claws. Those marks are about 7 or 8 feet off the ground
View attachment 2385799
View attachment 2385801

Sorry about that… it’s just…well, when I get tied to a tree… I get …enthusiastic….



*That is so cool! Thanks for sharing that!*

 

[MrMakersMark]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/yGlb-WaOUSgAAAAC/beyonce-runthe-world.gif
You forgot this lady in your list

Well...to your point,(and mine) who sells more units?

Whatever it is that's being sold, put some sexy out front of it, and cha-ching.

I don't make the rules, but I see em'.

 

[LupineOne]

Sorry about that… it’s just…well, when I get tied to a tree… I get …enthusiastic….



*That is so cool! Thanks for sharing that!*

I’m sure…you just have to grab into something to deal with all that pleasure!

You’re welcome!

 

[BrendaBear]

I don't make the rules, but I see em'.

Clearly I am in a weird state of mind…

Because I keep looking at your location…”midwest” and your avatar is from “North By Northwest”… and trying to figure out the correlation there… is it… mid north-west? What are the clues here??

And you see the rules… so…

Yeah, totally weird, out there posting… I should see myself out…

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Well...to your point,(and mine) who sells more units?

Whatever it is that's being sold, put some sexy out front of it, and cha-ching.

I don't make the rules, but I see em'.

I've always thought the inverse of this is true as well.
For instance, when I post a nude I always PM a person or two beforehand and make sure they're online so I can Venmo them some $ so that they like it immediately, letting everyone else know that it's ok

 

[Wand3rlust]

I've always thought the inverse of this is true as well.
For instance, when I post a nude I always PM a person or two beforehand and make sure they're online so I can Venmo them some $ so that they like it immediately, letting everyone else know that it's ok

*checks inbox*

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

*checks inbox*

Good, you're here. I'm tight on cash this week, will $3.50 cut it?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Good, you're here. I'm tight on cash this week, will $3.50 cut it?

I mean, that's 50 cents more than you usually pay.... hang on.... who else is in on this deal, and why are they getting more money?!

*eyes @Bry1313 suspiciously*

 

[SWR101]

Good, you're here. I'm tight on cash this week, will $3.50 cut it?

Yeah that’ll work… this time

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I mean, that's 50 cents more than you usually pay.... hang on.... who else is in on this deal, and why are they getting more money?!

*eyes @Bry1313 suspiciously*

Yeah that’ll work… this time

Y'know I left that post without naming names for a reason now everyone is going to know to discount your heart eyes!
Also, are we getting a little stingy, maybe? That's great pay for 10seconds of work. It's like $1,080/hour. That's like my lawyer and therapist and escort combined

 

[morelikeasong]

I mean, that's 50 cents more than you usually pay.... hang on.... who else is in on this deal, and why are they getting more money?!

*eyes @Bry1313 suspiciously*

Can you imagine paying @Bry1313 to be the first to like a photo?? Worst investment ever

 

[Wand3rlust]

Y'know I left that post without naming names for a reason now everyone is going to know to discount your heart eyes!
Also, are we getting a little stingy, maybe? That's great pay for 10seconds of work. It's like $1,080/hour. That's like my lawyer and therapist and escort combined

your therapist and escort only charge $40 each?!!

also - heart eyes? Me? You may have me confused with someone else.....

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Can you imagine paying @Bry1313 to be the first to like a photo?? Worst investment ever

FR, he's even missing this post on us riffing about him.
I'm no Warren Buffett, but I'm at least somewhat savvy about ROI

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

your therapist and escort only charge $40 each?!!

also - heart eyes? Me? You may have me confused with someone else.....

Ok, the therapist is my weed guy and the escort does amazing work for a paraplegic. Worth every peeny

Would it kill you to give a heart eyes once in a while?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Ok, the therapist is my weed guy and the escort does amazing work for a paraplegic. Worth every peeny

Would it kill you to give a heart eyes once in a while?

Wow. So needy.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Y'know I left that post without naming names for a reason now everyone is going to know to discount your heart eyes!
Also, are we getting a little stingy, maybe? That's great pay for 10seconds of work. It's like $1,080/hour. That's like my lawyer and therapist and escort combined

Here at OnlyMoms™ we charge $5 for a like, $7.50 for heart eyes, and $10 for wow react. You get 5 free with your monthly subscription, and unlimited with your annual plan

 

[Wand3rlust]

Here at OnlyMoms™ we charge $5 for a like, $7.50 for heart eyes, and $10 for wow react. You get 5 free with your monthly subscription, and unlimited with your annual plan

See. The wow reacts are worth so much more...

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Here at OnlyMoms™ we charge $5 for a like, $7.50 for heart eyes, and $10 for wow react. You get 5 free with your monthly subscription, and unlimited with your annual plan

https://media1.tenor.com/m/dXkKnk4UuV8AAAAC/shut-up-and-take-my-money.gif
minus, the 'shut up' part, I could listen to you read through the Ornithologist's Field Guide allllll day long

@Wand3rlust see those rates?!?!?! I'm going to have laurel change my name to 'Discount Default'