Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

My kids were all conceived on Holidays, Valentines, April Fools, and Halloween. Oh, and not a single one in my own home

You’re my hero

 

[Qky75]

Can I guess their names? Ford and Dodge? You don't have to confirm, just flash your lights twice if I'm right.

Shelter #5 and HUD

 

[Qky75]

My kids were all conceived on Holidays, Valentines, April Fools, and Halloween. Oh, and not a single one in my own home

My kids were conceived in April, May, June, and Kimberly. .........child support is a bitch

Edit***
No not seriously but gosh that may be something that ends up in my writing lolol

 

[SWR101]

Ok all ….

What is one sexual act that you are afraid to try but are interested in.

Hmm, I’ll say “threesome” I’m scared she’d like the other person more than me after

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Hmm, I’ll say “threesome” I’m scared she’d like the other person more than me after

This happened to me actually... I was dating one guy going into the threesome and the next morning I was dating the other one (they were brothers)

 

[SWR101]

This happened to me actually... I was dating one guy going into the threesome and the next morning I was dating the other one (they were brothers)

SEE?!?

Edit: also, damn girl, how’d you manage to do most guy’s dreams? Three some with siblings? I’m impressed!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hmm, I’ll say “threesome” I’m scared she’d like the other person more than me after

I’ve never experienced this in all the 3somes I’ve ever had … (which is quite a few)

 

[MindYaBitness]

Hmm, I’ll say “threesome” I’m scared she’d like the other person more than me after

This is how my friend couldn't hide that she was a lesbian any longer. She agreed to a fmf threesome, and by morning it was a ff duo

 

[MindYaBitness]

I’ve never experienced this in all the 3somes I’ve ever had … (which is quite a few)

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[crazychemgirl]

This is how my friend couldn't hide that she was a lesbian any longer. She agreed to a fmf threesome, and by morning it was a ff duo

Ouch … Hahahha

That poor guy.


That reminds me of the scene from Friends with Ross and his ex-wife in the flashback scene

 

[vagrantx]

Ok all ….

What is one sexual act that you are afraid to try but are interested in.

Tickling! I have a tickling fetish.. The idea of being tied up and tormented just gets me, but I don't think I could ever do it.. Scary.. hot but scary.



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[MindYaBitness]

Ouch … Hahahha

That poor guy.


That reminds me of the scene from Friends with Ross and his ex-wife in the flashback scene

Don't feel bad, the guy is an absolute shit bag. Seriously, the worst kind of mysogenist. I could not have created a better punishment for his brand of fuckery had I written it myself!

 

[Qky75]

Don't feel bad, the guy is an absolute shit bag. Seriously, the worst kind of mysogenist. I could not have created a better punishment for his brand of fuckery had I written it myself!

Ohhhh shit. What are you writing about my fuckery?!?

 

[Silver_Arrow]

 

[crazychemgirl]

Don't feel bad, the guy is an absolute shit bag. Seriously, the worst kind of mysogenist. I could not have created a better punishment for his brand of fuckery had I written it myself!

Ok yay!!!


Fuck that asshole… but not literally

 

[SWR101]

Ok yay!!!


Fuck that asshole… but not literally

Unless he’s not into that, then maybe literally that…

 

[Wand3rlust]

Ok all ….

What is one sexual act that you are afraid to try but are interested in.

Which chapter? Just for my notes.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Instead of wishing death upon terrible people … just wish horrible sex or being unable to climax from sex.

Much more horrible.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Which chapter? Just for my notes.

Probably 17 by now.

 

[curious_me]

Instead of wishing death upon terrible people … just wish horrible sex or being unable to climax from sex.

Much more horrible.

Can we just wish all of the above?

 

[SWR101]

Instead of wishing death upon terrible people … just wish horrible sex or being unable to climax from sex.

Much more horrible.

Damn, remind me to never get on your bad side…

 

[crazychemgirl]

Tickling! I have a tickling fetish.. The idea of being tied up and tormented just gets me, but I don't think I could ever do it.. Scary.. hot but scary.



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If someone even MOTIONS to tickle me.., I will punch that motherfucker in the throat.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Damn, remind me to never get on your bad side…

Oooh .. yeah you’re new here. I forgot.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Mrtenant]

If someone even MOTIONS to tickle me.., I will punch that motherfucker in the throat.

Sounds kinky. How's that working for you?