Sex & Shenanigans

[vagrantx]

I don’t think so?

I wonder if this is what bombing at stand up feels like...

This one's called Systrar i Jeans here. Genes. Phenotypes. Punny. It's midnight. I'm just gonna go to my corner now....

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/S/pv-target-images/758b1575f49273f7679166063302782d22a46870291c1c477d4074883876d135.jpg

 

[crazychemgirl]

I wonder if this is what bombing at stand up feels like...

This one's called Systrar i Jeans here. Genes. Phenotypes. Punny. It's midnight. I'm just gonna go to my corner now....

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/S/pv-target-images/758b1575f49273f7679166063302782d22a46870291c1c477d4074883876d135.jpg

Lol I got it after the fact.

Then I rolled my eyes.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I wonder if this is what bombing at stand up feels like...

This one's called Systrar i Jeans here. Genes. Phenotypes. Punny. It's midnight. I'm just gonna go to my corner now....

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/S/pv-target-images/758b1575f49273f7679166063302782d22a46870291c1c477d4074883876d135.jpg

They can’t all be winners. Just gotta keep swinging,

 

[vagrantx]

Lol I got it after the fact.

Then I rolled my eyes.

They can’t all be winners. Just gotta keep swinging,

https://i.makeagif.com/media/7-10-2015/_vz4Mp.gif

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

https://i.makeagif.com/media/7-10-2015/_vz4Mp.gif

A duck and a monkey walk into a bar…

 

[MedicalMuse]

This has nothing to do with anything being shared here, but my son sent my this and I feel like it’s a necessary part of the decor for this room.
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[crazychemgirl]

This has nothing to do with anything being shared here, but my son sent my this and I feel like it’s a necessary part of the decor for this room.
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I feel like this would also be appreciated in the helicockers thread

 

[Wand3rlust]

I’d love to receive a postcard from Mallorca … but then I’d have to explain why I received a postcard with a dick drawn on it.

I was gonna offer to send you a postcard from London with boobs drawn on it, but now I'm distracted by the prickly cocks.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I was gonna offer to send you a postcard from London with boobs drawn on it, but now I'm distracted by the prickly cocks.

I mean, prickly cocks ARE distracting.

 

[ShaneoD]

This has nothing to do with anything being shared here, but my son sent my this and I feel like it’s a necessary part of the decor for this room.
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That does happen when I see certain avatars

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

but now I'm distracted by the prickly cocks.

Day ending in “y” huh?

 

[MedicalMuse]

I was gonna offer to send you a postcard from London with boobs drawn on it, but now I'm distracted by the prickly cocks.

That’s an apt description of a lot of people here… say more lol

 

[Wand3rlust]

I mean, prickly cocks ARE distracting.

*Nods*

 

[MedicalMuse]

I mean, prickly cocks ARE distracting.

Concerning*

 

[crazychemgirl]

Concerning*

That too.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Fuck Drake.. and fuck this song and fuck the radio for playing it.

(song is called “Massive”)


It’s a massive dick zit of a song.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Accurate AFF

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Omg Hail Mary was gooooood!!!!!!

Was it, though?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Was it, though?

It was sciencey fun and weird aliens and singing and interesting endings.

 

[Wriggle]

I’d love to receive a postcard from Mallorca … but then I’d have to explain why I received a postcard with a dick drawn on it.

There was just the writing of a pissed spider - no dicks drawn.

I'm off to Ibiza in 2 weeks- I'll find a nice one of donkeys to send you instead

 

[Secretintoelderly]

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Seeing this caused a little panic attack here. And not because the licking part..

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Seeing this caused a little panic attack here. And not because the licking part..

?

 

[Secretintoelderly]

?

Didn’t do well in chemistry

 

[Secretintoelderly]

Sleep well all!