Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

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Fantasy sexy wolves sure... Actual dog fucking, not cool

 

[Bry1313]

Some wolves I wouldn’t mind being caught in the woods with … just sayin

Animals are NMK

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Animals are NMK

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[Melanieishere]

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Hey tails are fun

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Hey tails are fun

Only on a human though

 

[Melanieishere]

Only on a human though

Yeah, I assumed that's what you were talking about

 

[hotoldrguy]

Only on a human though

on men too?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Yeah, I assumed that's what you were talking about

Ok. I was afraid that wasn't what you were talking about

 

[Melanieishere]

Something like this

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[OrdinaryPerson]

on men too?

Hm... Only if I get to pull on it

 

[Melanieishere]

Ok. I was afraid that wasn't what you were talking about

 

[Taegul]

https://media.tenor.com/P4MKcK4RcdMAAAAC/facepalm.gif

 

[SWR101]

Hm... Only if I get to pull on it

See now you have me interested…

 

[LupineOne]

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No need to be hasty…

 

[Bry1313]

No need to be hasty…

https://media1.tenor.com/m/A0TIKT1W0JAAAAAC/keep-going.gif

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Taegul]

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Citrus grenades are good fun.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

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It's Big Lemon getting you addicted to lemons obviously

 

[MileHighBlackDiamond]

Hey tails are fun

They certainly are
https://imageshack.com/i/poDrHf78j

 

[crazychemgirl]

I love weird coincidences

 

[crazychemgirl]

It's Big Lemon getting you addicted to lemons obviously

Would you get permanent pucker face if you ate too many lemons?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Oh, yeah, some things are more inherently addictive than others, and gaming seems to check those boxes a lot more than others.

But the issue we had with the list in question was the implication that playing video games was a bad thing full stop.

More specifically, that the list said video games are the most unattractive hobby a man can have. I don’t think any man I’ve dated in my adult life wasn’t a gamer

I think because some hobbies you can still do while interacting with someone… like knitting

Multiplayer games are a thing too!

I am pretty verbal with descriptions and dirty talk, and pretty varied, but yeah, at the, shall we say "climax" of the event and just after, my vocabulary narrows down to "oh fuck..."

I can get very vocal when I reach that point, but definitely not very verbose or eloquent All thoughts leave my head to make room for the 5-orgasm minimum

There are a lot of subsets within US gearheads too. Do you get street racers? That one is in the news a lot, with street takeovers and the like, which then builds intrest leading to more street takeovers and the like.

I grew up in an LA suburb city adjacent to another LA suburb with the largest Japanese population outside of Japan. Street racing and takeovers were definitely big there, even before The Fast and the Furious made it trendy for a while, and even after Fast 10 throttled the life out of that trend.

I love a Confederate flag. It's a quick and easy way to tell who the shittiest people are.
And if that sounds judgmental, it is.

Anytime the racists self identify, it’s helpful to the rest of us.

I feel the same way about the politics forum here. Good way to find the people who desperately need to be blocked so I don’t interact with them here without knowing how hateful and/or stupid they are.

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It’s me, but I’m definitely not going hiking with you

Do you have a moment to hear about my lord and savior, Brawny Tear-A-Square paper towels?View attachment 2383462

No? Ok well let me give you the condensed version.
These are the best. You know how companies started perforating smaller sheets so you can get half a sheet instead of a traditional full? This one took it a step further and added a perpendicular perforation so you have the option to get just one small square. It’s perfect. I mostly use cloth rags when I can, but paper towels come in handy all the time. And I use WAY less with this additional tear. I love it so much. I won’t buy any others now.

If you live somewhere with Publix, these are BOGO this week!

Brawny isn’t paying me for this, but they should be

And so her lumberjack kink continues to build… I see a flannel-themed picture week making a comeback soon! Also, who was it who did their ghost dick trick with a half-sheet of paper towel?

Just saw a news story from this morning that a couple in Philadelphia were getting intimate in their car in Fairmount Park. They accidentally knocked the gear shift, and the car rolled into the Schuylkill River. Be careful out there, folks.

Also, bonus points to any non-Philadelphian out there who can correctly pronounce "Schuylkill."

Right? I feel like he could be on my tree crew

Just a guess… sky-kle?

Yeah, having seen Hamilton on Disney+ so many times, I would have guessed the first syllable was “sky” too

 

[UnquietDreams]

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I love weird coincidences

No, man, it was the aliens. They were giving us the exact velocity of light, man. All we needed to break the code they left us was...satellites. And having the exact same measurement scales for two entirely different things.

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Obviously.

 

[Qky75]

It's Big Lemon getting you addicted to lemons obviously

Stealing this

 

[UnquietDreams]

Do you have a moment to hear about my lord and savior, Brawny Tear-A-Square paper towels?View attachment 2383462

No? Ok well let me give you the condensed version.
These are the best. You know how companies started perforating smaller sheets so you can get half a sheet instead of a traditional full? This one took it a step further and added a perpendicular perforation so you have the option to get just one small square. It’s perfect. I mostly use cloth rags when I can, but paper towels come in handy all the time. And I use WAY less with this additional tear. I love it so much. I won’t buy any others now.

If you live somewhere with Publix, these are BOGO this week!

Brawny isn’t paying me for this, but they should be

You can't just, I don't know, tear one of the half sheets in half? I mean, it's a paper towel...