Sex & Shenanigans

[Qky75]

Now listen here you little shit I'll have you know that I've spent a good amount of time avoiding EXPOSING myself on this here site and just because people want to DROOL over me doesn't mean I have to give in to the peer pressure of droppin' trou and shoving my hoohaa into your eyeballs AND ONE MORE THING there is absolutely no sense in trying to convince me otherwise ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᶦ ʷᵒⁿ'ᵗ ˢᵗᵃⁿᵈ ᶠᵒʳ ᶦᵗ

You assume people would drool over the sight of you? This sounds awfully pretentious without documented precedent. How curious.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I’ve posted once or twice, can’t remember, and had it posted once (attached to someone else)

Was it attached to their pelvis like a strap-on, or did they already have their own, making it a double dick? Ooh or was it attached to their forehead like a dickacorn?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I'm not going to spend time researching what all of those terms mean.

It is very good at playing dead.

How about the simplest of dick tricks: the cock pop? You slowly lower the waistband of your underwear of choice until it *pops* free

 

[vagrantx]

You assume people would drool over the sight of you? This sounds awfully pretentious without documented precedent. How curious.

https://media.tenor.com/kpZjqIz88HwAAAAM/manipulation-the.gif

 

[Bry1313]

.......i'm sorry for your loss?

I got it back

 

[__Nathan1968]

Lunch time here. Discuss amongst yourselves:

 

[Bry1313]

Was it attached to their pelvis like a strap-on, or did they already have their own, making it a double dick? Ooh or was it attached to their forehead like a dickacorn?

It was a magical pic, and none of your descriptions quite fully capture its beauty or magic.

 

[Wriggle]

Question for the shenanigang …. Who here has posted their dick / vag on lit?

I have and often.
In fact just 3 minutes ago.

 

[SWR101]

Lunch time here. Discuss amongst yourselves:

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Damn, now I want a sandwich instead of my salad…

 

[Wriggle]

technically all my posts are vag-posts

Fucking hell.....

I've always thought you were Vagrant X
Not Vag Rant X

 

[Wriggle]

Lunch time here. Discuss amongst yourselves:

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It's because there are fewer corners on a triangle

 

[__Nathan1968]

Fucking hell.....

I've always thought you were Vagrant X
Not Vag Rant X

 

[Bry1313]

Fucking hell.....

I've always thought you were Vagrant X
Not Vag Rant X

She’s both?

 

[vagrantx]

Fucking hell.....

I've always thought you were Vagrant X
Not Vag Rant X

https://media1.tenor.com/m/cFkttZU0au8AAAAC/porque-no-los-dos-gif.gif

 

[Wriggle]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/cFkttZU0au8AAAAC/porque-no-los-dos-gif.gif

And you'll always be Big V to me

 

[Qky75]

And you'll always be Big V to me

O c'mon I'm sure it fits like a glove

 

[lavendersilk]

I’ve posted once or twice, can’t remember, and had it posted once (attached to someone else)

That was amazing. Just saying... *new kink unlocked*

 

[Silver_Arrow]

Question for the shenanigang …. Who here has posted their dick / vag on lit?

 

[vagrantx]

And you'll always be Big V to me

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Fucking hell.....

I've always thought you were Vagrant X
Not Vag Rant X

Yeah, she’s set 100 years after the original Vag Rant. With the upgraded 16 bit graphics. Suh-weet.

 

[Wriggle]

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Never.

It's more like your big personality
Or
It's more like victory V

Like this sculpture I saw:

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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I have since learned it is scientifically accurate

Post in thread 'Aussie's Self Pleasure Study Club'
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/aussies-self-pleasure-study-club.1565456/post-95108477

 

[vagrantx]

Never.

It's more like your big personality
Or
It's more like victory V

Like this sculpture I saw:

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I'm gonna need a bit o' lube and some warming up but... whew.

 

[vagrantx]

I have since learned it is scientifically accurate

Post in thread 'Aussie's Self Pleasure Study Club'
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/aussies-self-pleasure-study-club.1565456/post-95108477

Huh, I honestly didn't know that it's new knowledge. 2005? Mental. We've been cutting people apart for millenia...

 

[crazychemgirl]

What other things are happening here today?