Sex & Shenanigans

Technically, they are all vag-RANTS.
Now listen here you little shit I'll have you know that I've spent a good amount of time avoiding EXPOSING myself on this here site and just because people want to DROOL over me doesn't mean I have to give in to the peer pressure of droppin' trou and shoving my hoohaa into your eyeballs AND ONE MORE THING there is absolutely no sense in trying to convince me otherwise ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᶦ ʷᵒⁿ'ᵗ ˢᵗᵃⁿᵈ ᶠᵒʳ ᶦᵗ
 
Now listen here you little shit I'll have you know that I've spent a good amount of time avoiding EXPOSING myself on this here site and just because people want to DROOL over me doesn't mean I have to give in to the peer pressure of droppin' trou and shoving my hoohaa into your eyeballs AND ONE MORE THING there is absolutely no sense in trying to convince me otherwise ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᶦ ʷᵒⁿ'ᵗ ˢᵗᵃⁿᵈ ᶠᵒʳ ᶦᵗ
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Now listen here you little shit I'll have you know that I've spent a good amount of time avoiding EXPOSING myself on this here site and just because people want to DROOL over me doesn't mean I have to give in to the peer pressure of droppin' trou and shoving my hoohaa into your eyeballs AND ONE MORE THING there is absolutely no sense in trying to convince me otherwise ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᶦ ʷᵒⁿ'ᵗ ˢᵗᵃⁿᵈ ᶠᵒʳ ᶦᵗ
I admit two things:

1- The tone of this post was a bit of a turn-on.
2- I clicked every word hoping for a hidden link. 😂
 
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