Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Yes

I mean, at least it’s not going to waste.

 

[Dubinsky]

I mean, at least it’s not going to waste.

Sheesh.

Waist meat, too?

You people never stop.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Sheesh.

Waist meat, too?

You people never stop.

the waist should not go to waste … there’s too much of it.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Sheesh.

Waist meat, too?

You people never stop.

Oh, waist meat is hot. She knows I have a bellybutton thing...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh, waist meat is hot. She knows I have a bellybutton thing...

I miss my belly button ring some days … it’s fun to play with. My septum doesn’t have the same appeal.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I miss my belly button ring some days … it’s fun to play with. My septum doesn’t have the same appeal.

I had both nipples and a small scrotal piercing (and ears). All have healed up now.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I had both nipples and a small scrotal piercing (and ears). All have healed up now.

A scotus piercing?

 

[UnquietDreams]

A scotus piercing?

Yes, that is what I meant.

 

[crazychemgirl]

We need government nicknames for vagina…

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

We need government nicknames for vagina…

I would say FLOTUS, but I’m hoping we have a FGOTUS next term instead

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yes, that is what I meant.

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[crazychemgirl]

I would say FLOTUS, but I’m hoping we have a FGOTUS next term instead

Samesies!!!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Dubinsky]

Here it comes, gang: the most obscure joke ever:

A scotus piercing?

John Archibald Campbell.



*rimshot*

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Here it comes, gang: the most obscure joke ever:



John Archibald Campbell.



*rimshot*

Obscure American political humor is the best.

 

[Qky75]

I would say FLOTUS, but I’m hoping we have a FGOTUS next term instead

Beer is not letting me figure out the G

 

[morelikeasong]

Beer is not letting me figure out the G

Gentleman!

 

[Qky75]

Gentleman!

Ah. That makes sense

 

[Wand3rlust]

Obscure American political humor is the best.

 

[morelikeasong]

Ah. That makes sense

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[UnquietDreams]

Beer is not letting me figure out the G

Guy.

Okay, no, but that's what I am going to call him.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Could you not sense the sarcasm?

 

[Qky75]

Guy.

Okay, no, but that's what I am going to call him.

Gigalo

 

[Qky75]

drunk as fuck n I don't care
I'm not wearing underwear.
Fan on high
so I don't die
might gross you out
but still I SHARE!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Could you not sense the sarcasm?

Your sarcasm font is a lot like your regular font...