Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

For @Kitty_so_frisky https://i.ibb.co/7V7DJMt/forkitty.jpg

Is that her kidnap bed?

Is that your bed setup?

Is this pickup line?



I’m so confused by this post.

 

[MindYaBitness]

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[Silver_Arrow]

Alternate idea … buy a crap ton of cheap as fuck dildos and dress up as fairies and hand them out to girls on dates with men where they look like they aren’t having a good time.

I was super drunk in Boston one evening after a Bruins game, walking back to my hotel and this girl was angrily telling her boyfriend ( or date idk) that she was cold and wanted to go home. It was late fall and cold AF, she was wearing a tiny dress and heels. I heard him say something about a jacket and she was pretty rude.

As I was walking by I made some drunk comment about 'dressing appropriately for the weather and maybe she should make better decisions' the guy had to stifle a laugh and looked kinda happy I said something. She was pissed and yelled at me as I walked into my hotel

 

[MindYaBitness]

Alternate idea … buy a crap ton of cheap as fuck dildos and dress up as fairies and hand them out to girls on dates with men where they look like they aren’t having a good time.

Let's do this, we'd break the internet with the dildos vigilante memes it would produce.

 

[hotoldrguy]

What’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve done with your bestie while out drinking?

back in the day we were in a club well more of a bar with tables that were checkerboard. We were loaded and starting to grab empty beer bottles and used them to play chess on the tabletop. I seem to remember breaking one. Then I looked across the room and people were passing an empty from hand to hand across the room until it got to my friend who put it back on the "board". I think the evening ended with us joining a bunch of other people screaming out "Hey Jude" along with the jukebox.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Is that her kidnap bed?

Is that your bed setup?

Is this pickup line?



I’m so confused by this post.

And I love to drive you crazy, so bonus!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Not my bestie, but once during college myself and a woman who called her self lesbilyn, (her name is Lynn and she was lesbian.) we noticed a stray traffic cone down a steep rocky embankment and we went down to rescue it for some reason.

We then carried it to a smoking hut on campus and I hoisted her up onto the roof where she placed the cone in the middle, again don't know why we did it. We were both drunk.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Laugh while we watched people walk down narrow stairs in high heels and try not to break their necks drunk off their asses.

Depending on the night, I could have been one of the people in heels...

 

[UnquietDreams]

I assume it’s just a whole bag of dildos from temu … 99¢ each so you can just throw them all willy nilly

I'm heading to Dollar General to ask where their dildo section is now.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

karaoke is almost always the most ridiculous thing I do drunk.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Let's do this, we'd break the internet with the dildos vigilante memes it would produce.

*starts looking on the internet for dick moulds and bulk silicon.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I hate when I see,

“SCOTUS” as a title listed in the politics forum and then on my news feed I see it and immediately think of scrotum.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I hate when I see,

“SCOTUS” as a title listed in the politics forum and then on my news feed I see it and immediately think of scrotum.

And what do you think of when you see POTUS?

 

[Qky75]

I mean, did we though?

Some of the food I’ve eaten or watched being cooked does not agree with this.


There’s a reason it’s called, “white people food”

That's because you haven't eaten with me.

 

[crazychemgirl]

And what do you think of when you see POTUS?

Penis … of course.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Penis … of course.

 

[Qky75]

Doesn't everything?

 

[crazychemgirl]

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I reiterate… someone NEEDS to make this

 

[UnquietDreams]

Doesn't everything?

 

[crazychemgirl]

who is gonna test this for us?

 

[UnquietDreams]

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who is gonna test this for us?

You pour water in my ear, I'm going to punch you.

 

[Qky75]

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I reiterate… someone NEEDS to make this

I have a friend who definitely would do this if you're interested lol

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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I reiterate… someone NEEDS to make this

Does it come in more inclusive colors though? Not that I’d wear it personally, but that looks too pasty white even for her

(Also just tired of seeing “nude” and “skintone” stuff that is made for obviously-not-me)

 

[crazychemgirl]

Does it come in more inclusive colors though? Not that I’d wear it personally, but that looks too pasty white even for her

(Also just tired of seeing “nude” and “skintone” stuff that is made for obviously-not-me)

A guy on the radio told a hilarious story about not being able to buy a certain size of bandaid he needed for his toe surgery… and so he had to buy a multipack to get the size he needed. But they only put like, 5 out of the 50 as that size and he needed like 20 or something so he bought a bunch of multipacks and also the only colour they had available was dark brown and so he can only imagine what the clerk thought when this rando white dude bought out the entire stock of dark brown multipack bandaids.
He asked the listeners if a toe can be racist.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Why can’t everyone just use cartoon character bandaids… why don’t they make those in more sizes?