What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I don’t need to buy any more blankets.

I don’t understand this at all.

 

[Mrtenant]

I could use a break from this headache. I could also do with a blowjob. A couple million dollars, a change of scenery. My only solution is to run a drug cartel or do some sort of Oceans 11 scam. Surely there's a bunch of people out there that will believe anything and give me money for dumb stuff. People still buying rocks with smileys painted on them? Fuck my head hurts

 

[__Nathan1968]

I could use a break from this headache. I could also do with a blowjob. A couple million dollars, a change of scenery. My only solution is to run a drug cartel or do some sort of Oceans 11 scam. Surely there's a bunch of people out there that will believe anything and give me money for dumb stuff. People still buying rocks with smileys painted on them? Fuck my head hurts

Have you tried selling blankets?

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Life isn't easy.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Feckin' clock!
*stomps foot*

 

[AuntieDisco]

It really doesn’t.
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[SWR101]

I just want a decent night’s sleep tonight…

 

[Dubinsky]

...I don't wanna.

 

[morelikeasong]

I could use a break from this headache. I could also do with a blowjob. A couple million dollars, a change of scenery. My only solution is to run a drug cartel or do some sort of Oceans 11 scam. Surely there's a bunch of people out there that will believe anything and give me money for dumb stuff. People still buying rocks with smileys painted on them? Fuck my head hurts

It’s not often that I can’t choose between laugh or sadface react

 

[FunLi]

I don’t need to buy any more blankets.
I don’t need to buy any more blankets.
I don’t need to buy any more blankets.

But… it looks so cute and cozy

This is me every time I go to HomeGoods, Marshall’s and TJ Maxx haha.

 

[NeonSubtlety]

Are there any Australians who might weigh in on a topic?

How many syllables are in the word “know?”

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Good night everyone...

 

[DannieB]

Are there any Australians who might weigh in on a topic?

How many syllables are in the word “know?”

I’m not Australian but I’d love to how know how know maybe more than one syllable!

 

[KarenB59]

I wish Murphy would leave me alone for awhile

 

[OldAsianMan72]

Would an autopsy reveal I masturbated to death?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

...I don't wanna.

 

[Dubinsky]

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She gets it.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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[Kitty_so_frisky]

Would an autopsy reveal I masturbated to death?

An autopsy would probably just reveal whether you had a heart attack…but the poor person who finds your naked body surrounded by lube, tissues and PornHub left on autoplay might have some idea

 

[barefootgirl69]

Is an 18 yo couch really considered old?

 

[Dubinsky]

Is an 18 yo couch really considered old?

It's not the years. It's the stains.

 

[OldAsianMan72]

An autopsy would probably just reveal whether you had a heart attack…but the poor person who finds your naked body surrounded by lube, tissues and PornHub left on autoplay might have some idea

Thank you I shall bear in mind your advice.

 

[OldAsianMan72]

Is an 18 yo couch really considered old?

Yes but have it covered in leather.

 

[Mrtenant]

It’s not often that I can’t choose between laugh or sadface react

It's okay, choose the laugh. I have headaches a lot. Creating something laughable helps me cope.

 

[DannieB]

My daughter sounds like Darth Vader when she’s sleeping