Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

The fact that you explicitly state that the bulb was intact makes me think that the Mason jar wasn’t

The Mason jar was intact, but less surprising since the glass is so much thicker

 

[Azuldrgon]

Are you familiar with FSR?

https://fullswapradio.com

Mine is a local show called the Men's Room.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Send them to me, and I'll let you know if they're helpful.

The things I do for friends...

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMHJrbnRzcWlmbjMwbThyNmNpYThsbm0xeDVlbGhpZ3JkZHEwbGRkciZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/Ih7oUej8ZatSu7SuMm/giphy.gif

 

[Trubbycat]

Um... haven't been here for a while and I'm lost in ER stories.

 

[Trubbycat]

It's my birthday tomorrow and I'm hoping for some boobies...

I'm greedy

 

[dawn_of_night]

It's my birthday tomorrow and I'm hoping for some boobies...

I'm greedy

Is it really??? Or Are you just being a boob whore...

 

[SWR101]

Is it really??? Or Are you just being a boob whore...

It’s not the worst strategy, I’ll give him that

 

[dawn_of_night]

@SWR101
I see you looking shocked and giggling....
Tell me you haven't looked at a cucumber and thought damn that thing is thicker than me....

 

[SWR101]

@SWR101
I see you looking shocked and giggling....
Tell me you haven't looked at a cucumber and thought damn that thing is thicker than me....

I mean, true on both counts but still…

 

[dawn_of_night]

It’s not the worst strategy, I’ll give him that

Noo... It's not. But is it @Trubbycat a birthday cause .... I feel like he got birthday boobs when I did....

 

[Trubbycat]

I would not incur the wrath of this group just for a cheap thrill. Unless I could get away with it.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Is it really??? Or Are you just being a boob whore...

I missed the chance to ask for those. It's been two months since my birthday.

 

[justanotherguy80]

The Mason jar was intact, but less surprising since the glass is so much thicker

And I thought I was pushing the envelope using my wife’s g-spot vibrator.

 

[vagrantx]

I spent some time as a Buddhist (I was bad a being a Buddhist, heh- I am not good at overcoming desires)

 

[MileHighBlackDiamond]

Is it really??? Or Are you just being a boob whore...

Mine was yesterday, but I do just enjoy boobs...

 

[dawn_of_night]

I missed the chance to ask for those. It's been two months since my birthday.

I'm pretty sure you've seen boobs in the past two months....

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

There is a radio show in my neck of the words that does a segment about these things.

Why did that make me instantly think you might be in Florida?

Is it really??? Or Are you just being a boob whore...

It’s not the worst strategy, I’ll give him that

Noo... It's not. But is it @Trubbycat a birthday cause .... I feel like he got birthday boobs when I did....

I would not incur the wrath of this group just for a cheap thrill. Unless I could get away with it.

Last year, we had a wave of people supposedly getting sick and requesting get well soon boobs. At some point, I drew a line and said no one else was allowed to get sick that year

Let’s not do that again! Everyone get your flu shots, your COVID-19 and RSV and whatever else vaccines, wear masks, etc, and we can have boobs for all because we want to share, and not just boobs for those who get sick

 

[Dubinsky]

Last year, we had a wave of people supposedly getting sick and requesting get well soon boobs.

*cough, cough*

At some point, I drew a line and said no one else was allowed to get sick that year

... oh.

Nevermind.

 

[Silver_Arrow]

 

[Bbl87]

Is it really??? Or Are you just being a boob whore...

I mean, I'd say I was dying tomorrow if it filled my inbox with boob/butt/pussy pics. Just sayin'.

But a couple people here know my actual birthday, so I can't get away with it.

 

[Bbl87]

@SWR101
I see you looking shocked and giggling....
Tell me you haven't looked at a cucumber and thought damn that thing is thicker than me....

I mean, it really depends on the batch of cucumbers.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Why did that make me instantly think you might be in Florida?

It's based out of Seattle although they were originally from DC.
They do a segment where the caller has a choice of topics.
The one with the "insertables" is called Interior Decorating.

 

[UnquietDreams]

My personal favorites were a Mason jar, and a light bulb. The bulb was intact. I have no idea how. FF/Paras don't usually get to stick around for the extraction & gory details

A set of billiard balls. I believe they got up to the seven ball, and were trying the eight when they figured out there was a problem....

 

[dawn_of_night]

I mean ...
Comparatively speaking.... I've had different sizes vegetables near many of my body parts

I'm loving how all the guys reacted "wow" and the ladies are just "laughing"

 

[dawn_of_night]

I mean, it really depends on the batch of cucumbers.

I ain't playing with no gherkin...