morelikeasong
Fairy Princess
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Oo I really love this
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Oo I really love this
Now that is a shame...
Or, per Erma Bombeck, "the grass is always greener over the septic tank."
The mud was thicker, too. Don’t ask me how I know.Or, per Erma Bombeck, "the grass is always greener over the septic tank."
You're talking to the wrong "one"
I’m accepting applications for a new one. Please forward all applications to my secretary.You're talking to the wrong "one"
You don't say....I’m accepting applications for a new one. Please forward all applications to my secretary.![]()
“I wanted so badly to lie down next to her on the couch, to wrap my arms around her and sleep. Not fuck, like in those movies. Not even have sex. Just sleep together in the most innocent sense of the phrase. But I lacked the courage and she had a boyfriend and I was gawky and she was gorgeous and I was hopelessly boring and she was endlessly fascinating. So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was hurricane.”