Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

It's a Wednesday night, the kids are upstairs, the wife is out. Who's drinking with me?

Your emoji is broken

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

It's a Wednesday night, the kids are upstairs, the wife is out. Who's drinking with me?

I'm WAY ahead of you

 

[UnquietDreams]

It's a Wednesday night, the kids are upstairs, the wife is out. Who's drinking with me?

I have to work tonight (the joys of putting my kid through college include a second job), or I would be right there with you.

 

[Qky75]

Your emoji is broken

Perv

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I have to work tonight (the joys of putting my kid through college include a second job), or I would be right there with you.

If it makes you feel any better, you can have some extra hot dad-ing points

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I have to work tonight (the joys of putting my kid through college include a second job), or I would be right there with you.

Damn the man!

 

[UnquietDreams]

If it makes you feel any better, you can have some extra hot dad-ing points

Honestly...yeah, it does. Thank you!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Perv

She’s a ninja perv

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

The DNC is VIBING. It's beautiful.

Stevie Wonder and John Legend on later

 

[UnquietDreams]

Damn the man!

Whenever I hear "the man," I think of this scene.

 

[lavendersilk]

She’s a ninja perv

I try

 

[UnquietDreams]

I try

Don't cut yourself short. You succeed!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Don't cut yourself short. You succeed!

https://media4.giphy.com/media/nTfdeBvfgzV26zjoFP/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91g3z4yph7o2oy2kzm7fw694hjwx22q8wt9svjpt0t&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I try

https://media0.giphy.com/media/1wq8TPRtGwR8Otacey/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91rjgrkygjo5qfscu6rz6se729xfaho1ok5ey94ifq&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[lavendersilk]

I hardly ever succeed lol

Don't cut yourself short. You succeed!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Whenever I hear "the man," I think of this scene.

funny, I always think of this

 

[dawn_of_night]

I have to work tonight (the joys of putting my kid through college include a second job), or I would be right there with you.

Being a good dad and stuff .....

 

[UnquietDreams]

I hardly ever succeed lol

At being a perv, or ninja who is a perv, or perving on semi-mythical irregular combatants from feudal Japan...

 

[lavendersilk]

At being a perv, or ninja who is a perv, or perving on semi-mythical irregular combatants from feudal Japan...

Yes

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yes

Want to see my katana?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Want to see my katana?

While she was perving you were studying the blade.

 

[UnquietDreams]

While she was perving you were studying the blade.

You merely adopted the perv. I was born to it, molded by it.

 

[dawn_of_night]

This is the nastiest thing I've read in awhile. Excellent work, my friend.

Don't encourage him....

 

[Bry1313]

I'd love to see a counter of most-used gifs. This has to be top 10. Maybe top 5

My most used gif

https://media1.tenor.com/m/wy2zHeWyf2gAAAAd/side-eye-dog-suspicious-look.gif

 

[UnquietDreams]

My most used gif

https://media1.tenor.com/m/wy2zHeWyf2gAAAAd/side-eye-dog-suspicious-look.gif

Probably my most used, but I have quite the library.