Sex & Shenanigans

[Acktion]

Careful, if you say “queso” 3 times, @LaisDeMarieDeFrance might make an appearance!

https://tse3.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.4e9qx3csi73mEKyInKHmDQHaJ4&pid=Api&P=0&h=220

 

[LupineOne]

Oh my dear sweet baby Jesus

 

[Bry1313]

Perhaps. We could delve into metaphysics and the conservation of mass. Or we could go back to why queso is too hot to wrestle in.

I think there is some overlap of the circles there.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

 

[lavendersilk]

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Hmmm, what's green for?

 

[BrendaBear]

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Hmmm, what's green for?

Totally what I was wondering too....

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Hmmm, what's green for?

It's a decoy. If you see someone drinking the green then you know they're a lizard person in a human skin suit.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Hmmm, what's green for?

Marketing to people who believe it is healthy?

 

[BrendaBear]

It's a decoy. If you see someone drinking the green then you know they're a lizard person in a human skin suit.

Oh.... well... I guess now I know why I'm so weird... I guess...

 

[Qky75]

Lizard people? what the ever livin hell?!? You take your eyes off here 15minutes and the conversation takes on a completely new flavor of kink.....

 

[hotoldrguy]

Lizard people? what the ever livin hell?!? You take your eyes off here 15minutes and the conversation takes on a completely new flavor of kink.....

https://i.gifer.com/5zGc.gif

 

[Silver_Arrow]

I'm already ready for bed

 

[Bry1313]

 

[Silver_Arrow]

@SWR101

 

[dawn_of_night]

Lizard people? what the ever livin hell?!? You take your eyes off here 15minutes and the conversation takes on a completely new flavor of kink.....

Always

 

[dawn_of_night]

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@SWR101

My ass is big, you wanna ride that???

 

[Qky75]

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[Deleted member 6592667]

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This is the nastiest thing I've read in awhile. Excellent work, my friend.

 

[BrendaBear]

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OMG!!! I cannot believe I just read this....

And no, I'm not going to admit that I laughed.... (okay, I did... but still... )

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Normally I don't mind living in a family of long-haired, thick-haired wookiees. But you don't want to see the nasty that I just pulled out of our shower drain.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Normally I don't mind living in a family of long-haired, thick-haired wookiees. But you don't want to see the nasty that I just pulled out of our shower drain.

I've got a pretty thick skin, I'm difficult to gross out, and I can keep a cool head in emergencies. However, once hair is no longer on your head, gets wet, and is anywhere near a drain? Just the thought makes me dry heave

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I've got a pretty thick skin, I'm difficult to gross out, and I can keep a cool head in emergencies. However, once hair is no longer on your head, gets wet, and is anywhere near a drain? Just the thought makes me dry heave

Then be grateful I didn't take a picture. I'm pretty sure I could build a whole weasel with what came out of there.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Then be grateful I didn't take a picture. I'm pretty sure I could build a whole weasel with what came out of there.

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdjRpNjI3YXF2dHNzbGkyeWdqZTc0dzNjajM4azg5emhwam1vNmkzdiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/H3T6oUzwJQCIaajzp3/giphy.gif

 

[BrendaBear]

Normally I don't mind living in a family of long-haired, thick-haired wookiees. But you don't want to see the nasty that I just pulled out of our shower drain.

As a “long hair”, who had always been with other “long hairs”, all I can say is, thank you and you are a good man.

 

[Ricardus]

Then be grateful I didn't take a picture. I'm pretty sure I could build a whole weasel with what came out of there.

High on the list of phrases I never thought to read is "build a whole weasel."