Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

I had an idea like that once, a long time ago,

To individually box rocks?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

To individually box rocks?

Psst it’s an Office Space joke

 

[UnquietDreams]

Psst it’s an Office Space joke

Pssst I lived that, so I never watched the movie.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Gang, I don't know how I got onto the Obvious Plant mailing list but every so often they send me fake product listings. Anyone want these? Let's call it $100k an item, yeah?

https://i.ibb.co/4mhhxLS/Screenshot-20240821-152102-Gmail.jpg
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And now, in addition to Monkeyboy's They Might Be Giants song, I am singing XTC's "Making Plans for Nigel."

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Pssst I lived that, so I never watched the movie.

That’s WHY the movies so good though!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

And now, in addition to Monkeyboy's They Might Be Giants song, I am singing XTC's "Making Plans for Nigel."

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[Bry1313]

 

[UnquietDreams]

That’s WHY the movies so good though!

It was too raw at the time, and now, after decades of hearing "it's the best," I am afraid to watch it. (Also the reason I never saw The Shashank Redemption. The "it's the best part," not flashbacks to being in prison.)

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It was too raw at the time, and now, after decades of hearing "it's the best," I am afraid to watch it. (Also the reason I never saw The Shashank Redemption.)

I understand this feeling. It’s very sad though because both are very very good, but their fans are also very very tedious.

 

[MindYaBitness]

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That's looks like a Chesapeak Bay Retriever, my dad bread those. Who would ever use one as a drug dog. Shit sniffin' is much more up their alley. Just have to stop them from rolling in it!

 

[lavendersilk]

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Gang, I don't know how I got onto the Obvious Plant mailing list but every so often they send me fake product listings. Anyone want these? Let's call it $100k an item, yeah?

https://i.ibb.co/4mhhxLS/Screenshot-20240821-152102-Gmail.jpg
https://i.ibb.co/xzNWk0J/Screenshot-20240821-152108-Gmail.jpg

I'll take a "The genetic blueprint for OP (@OrdinaryPerson) and I'll grow it in the living room so she can finally come out the closet.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Good thing he didn't swallow...

 

[lavendersilk]

Good thing he didn't swallow...

It probably got his tongue though...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Good thing he didn't swallow...

Coward

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I'll take a "The genetic blueprint for OP (@OrdinaryPerson) and I'll grow it in the living room so she can finally come out the closet.

Why do I think you're just trying to grow a panda to sell?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Coward

Oh, such a thing that horror stories are made of. Sort of like if the chestburster from Alien was cute at said "Mrow?"

 

[UnquietDreams]

Why do I think you're just trying to grow a panda to sell?

Or eat. Are panda tasty?

 

[Nicefella]

Oh, I laughed. I don't feel great about it, but I laughed.

I think it’s brilliant! @Bry1313

 

[Bry1313]

 

[Nicefella]

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It must the brainless soul sucking meetings I’m in all day with these guys who wear golf pants and say corporate words like “pain points” — but I just snorted out loud.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Why do I think you're just trying to grow a panda to sell?

Damn... are my bamboo trees showing over that enclosure wall again?

 

[Bry1313]

Damn... are my bamboo trees showing over that enclosure wall again?

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[UnquietDreams]

I feel attacked. I even moved them with me.
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[Whiskeyjack]

Well, I just had my snack. So...