Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

You guys want to interperet a dream I had?

I had a dream the other night I was invited to an orgy. I arrive at the orgy house and see the girl I really liked and was most looking forward to banging getting banged by a dude I fucking hate. And then someone hands me a $20 and asks me to run to Costco and get everyone Gatorades and closes the door on me.

This is 100% me at an orgy. Handing out refreshments, condoms and lube. The Orgy Candy Striper.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Jinx, you owe me ...something. We can work it out.

You guys should throw an orgy. And get Gatorade BEFOREHAND.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

You guys should throw an orgy. And get Gatorade BEFOREHAND.

…and Pedialyte

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

You’re thirsty, you’re horny, you wouldn’t mind some more money, you’re afraid of being excluded from group activities and your body is telling you you need more electrolytes

Damn. Right on top of that. I'm impressed! At least a couple of those observations are right.

And it isn't aware that $20 isn't going to cut it.

I think they were doing that "I know it's not enough but MAKE IT enough" thing.

This is 100% me at an orgy. Handing out refreshments, condoms and lube. The Orgy Candy Striper.

I can't lie, this is actually really charming.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

…and Pedialyte

That's very specific. Are there people with special health needs there?

 

[LupineOne]

This is 100% me at an orgy. Handing out refreshments, condoms and lube. The Orgy Candy Striper.

Yup, me too. Everyone is taken care of. And if I can lend a hand (or a few fingers) once in a while, so much the better.

 

[SWR101]

I think she just means a LOT of people are going to be losing a lot of fluids during that event…

 

[UnquietDreams]

You guys should throw an orgy. And get Gatorade BEFOREHAND.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

That's very specific. Are there people with special health needs there?

Pedialyte has more electrolytes than Gatorade, and fewer calories, carbs, less sugar and sodium. They did a big marketing push for adults and ravers a few years ago to make their benefits known

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Pedialyte has more electrolytes than Gatorade, and fewer calories, carbs, less sugar and sodium. They did a big marketing push for adults and ravers a few years ago to make their benefits known

Ahhh very cool.

Are there still ravers? I had no idea.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Ahhh very cool.

Are there still ravers? I had no idea.

Apparently!

 

[SWR101]

Apparently!

Or at least no one told Pedialyte’s marketing team there wasn’t any left….

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Or at least no one told Pedialyte’s marketing team there wasn’t any left….

I have like…3 friends left who are still into and tweet vids with big festival-sizes crowds occasionally

 

[SWR101]

I have like…3 friends left who are still into and tweet vids with big festival-sizes crowds occasionally

Huh, there you go then…

 

[Acktion]

You guys should throw an orgy. And get Gatorade BEFOREHAND.

I'm still holding out hope we'll see a remake of "The Cabbage Patch's Coleslaw Wrestling" with Queso.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I'm still holding out hope we'll see a remake of "The Cabbage Patch's Coleslaw Wrestling" with Queso.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but queso has to be kept within a very specific temperature range that would be too hot for humans to wrestle in

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm still holding out hope we'll see a remake of "The Cabbage Patch's Coleslaw Wrestling" with Queso.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but queso has to be kept within a very specific temperature range that would be too hot for humans to wrestle in

And also

 

[SWR101]

Sorry to burst your bubble, but queso has to be kept within a very specific temperature range that would be too hot for humans to wrestle in

Not inaccurate

 

[Bry1313]

I spent some time as a Buddhist (I was bad a being a Buddhist, heh- I am not good at overcoming desires), so I heard various versions of this before, but I love how they described in on The Good Place. There is a wave on the ocean. It is visible, it is measurable, it exists in time and space. Then it ends, as waves do, and is gone. But everything that made it still exists, and everything it was still is.

Everything that made it won’t exist forever. Even the universe itself, perhaps.

 

[Acktion]

Sorry to burst your bubble, but queso has to be kept within a very specific temperature range that would be too hot for humans to wrestle in

Very true. I was actually thinking something more like;

https://www.thedailymeal.com/img/gallery/heres-whats-actually-in-those-weird-canned-cheese-sprays/intro-1687459751.jpg

The "queso" part was actually a marketing ploy for the "hawtness" factor.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I'm still holding out hope we'll see a remake of "The Cabbage Patch's Coleslaw Wrestling" with Queso.

Very true. I was actually thinking something more like;

https://www.thedailymeal.com/img/gallery/heres-whats-actually-in-those-weird-canned-cheese-sprays/intro-1687459751.jpg

The "queso" part was actually a marketing ploy for the "hawtness" factor.

Careful, if you say “queso” 3 times, @LaisDeMarieDeFrance might make an appearance!

 

[SWR101]

Very true. I was actually thinking something more like;

https://www.thedailymeal.com/img/gallery/heres-whats-actually-in-those-weird-canned-cheese-sprays/intro-1687459751.jpg

The "queso" part was actually a marketing ploy for the "hawtness" factor.

 

[Silver_Arrow]

Very true. I was actually thinking something more like;

https://www.thedailymeal.com/img/gallery/heres-whats-actually-in-those-weird-canned-cheese-sprays/intro-1687459751.jpg

The "queso" part was actually a marketing ploy for the "hawtness" factor.

100% Cheese Product TM.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Everything that made it won’t exist forever. Even the universe itself, perhaps.

Perhaps. We could delve into metaphysics and the conservation of mass. Or we could go back to why queso is too hot to wrestle in.

 

[UnquietDreams]

100% Cheese Product TM.