Sex & Shenanigans

As I’ve previously stated, I’m okay with foods being bastardized IF the name is modified to reflect it, like the “Irish” in “Irish nachos.” If, however, you invited me over for “nachos” and tried to serve me sliced potatoes and pulled pork, I might be compelled to bite you 😜
You say that like it’s a bad thing…and you’ve seen my cooking 😜
 
I’m already researching yummy fall recipes. I’m so ready for summer to be over.

Pumpkin soup....oh yes.

I’ve already done my pumpkin spice latte a couple of times.

No, not that one. Homemade. Fuck the Starbucks version.

Fall desserts, savory braised pork and bear with apples, pumpkin pie, caramel bourbon bread pudding…I can’t wait.

Caramel apple pumpkin squash everything and ALL THE SOUPS!
 
You guys want to interperet a dream I had?

I had a dream the other night I was invited to an orgy. I arrive at the orgy house and see the girl I really liked and was most looking forward to banging getting banged by a dude I fucking hate. And then someone hands me a $20 and asks me to run to Costco and get everyone Gatorades and closes the door on me.
 
On the pumpkin spice tip, Bones Coffee's Jacked O' Lantern flavor is the moonshine of pumpkin spice flavored coffees. Just super potent and super delish. And like moonshine might make you go blind.
 
You guys want to interperet a dream I had?

I had a dream the other night I was invited to an orgy. I arrive at the orgy house and see the girl I really liked and was most looking forward to banging getting banged by a dude I fucking hate. And then someone hands me a $20 and asks me to run to Costco and get everyone Gatorades and closes the door on me.
You’re thirsty, you’re horny, you wouldn’t mind some more money, you’re afraid of being excluded from group activities and your body is telling you you need more electrolytes 🤣
 
You guys want to interperet a dream I had?

I had a dream the other night I was invited to an orgy. I arrive at the orgy house and see the girl I really liked and was most looking forward to banging getting banged by a dude I fucking hate. And then someone hands me a $20 and asks me to run to Costco and get everyone Gatorades and closes the door on me.
I was voted "most likely to be sent on a pizza run at an orgy."
 
You guys want to interperet a dream I had?

I had a dream the other night I was invited to an orgy. I arrive at the orgy house and see the girl I really liked and was most looking forward to banging getting banged by a dude I fucking hate. And then someone hands me a $20 and asks me to run to Costco and get everyone Gatorades and closes the door on me.
My main takeaway is $20 for Gatorades. Depending on where you are... that won't buy that many. You could get the powder mix though.
 
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