Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

I'm bored. Who do I want to do today?
(keep in mind I'm home with the kids, so whatever I do has to be family-friendly).

FIFY

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Just you and the kids? Do you have a trombone?

No... I have a french horn, though. I'm sure we can make something work.

 

[crazychemgirl]

@Whiskeyjack … you should 100% find something for the kids to keep them occupied for hours and then spend the rest of the day with us.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

FIFY

I’m not sure this is better….what exactly does family friendly mean to you?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Maybe I should have taken the Molly.

my girlfriend took moly and ended up at a party where people were fucking in front of her and she just was so shocked.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m not sure this is better….what exactly does family friendly mean to you?

I mean, I don’t have kids so it’s hard for me or turn on the kid brain … I spent a good portion of the weekend in a housecoat drinking coffee and playing Nintendo

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Maybe I should have taken the Molly.

All my favorite comedians are being invoked today.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

@Whiskeyjack … you should 100% find something for the kids to keep them occupied for hours and then spend the rest of the day with us.

They're all upstairs in their rooms doing god knows what. So I'm here for at least a little while.

 

[morelikeasong]

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I love Marc Maron

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mean, I don’t have kids so it’s hard for me or turn on the kid brain … I spent a good portion of the weekend in a housecoat drinking coffee and playing Nintendo

Using the words housecoat and Nintendo in the same sentence give me a very specific and odd form of cognitive dissonance.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I think I might take them out to Target and spend money we don't have on Legos we don't need.

Make hug sweatshirts!

 

[Bry1313]

I mean, I don’t have kids so it’s hard for me or turn on the kid brain … I spent a good portion of the weekend in a housecoat drinking coffee and playing Nintendo

How am I older than you when you are wearing “housecoats”? That’s what my grandmother wore.

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

I mean, I don’t have kids so it’s hard for me or turn on the kid brain … I spent a good portion of the weekend in a housecoat drinking coffee and playing Nintendo

 

[Bry1313]

I love Marc Maron

He’s both funny and has the best interview podcast.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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I guess this is true for some, but most childless people I know just stay inside most of the time because no one’s forcing them to leave their house.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I love Marc Maron

I want to be his friend more than I want almost anything else in the world.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I guess this is true for some, but most childless people I know just stay inside most of the time because no one’s forcing them to leave their house.

Actual facts.

 

[crazychemgirl]

How am I older than you when you are wearing “housecoats”? That’s what my grandmother wore.

What’s wrong with a housecoat? It’s what I wear after my shower … it’s the in between outfit after shower but before actual clothes.

 

[lavendersilk]

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Lol, there is another version of that my bestie has sent me a few times.

 

[SWR101]

Actual facts.

can confirm, “oh, sorry, I can’t do that thing you mentioned… kids at home, no sitter this short notice… sorry (not sorry)”

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Lol, there is another version of that my bestie has sent me a few times.

Is it a dirty version?

It’s totally a dirty version. Right.

Does it have a rooster instead of a goose?

 

[lavendersilk]

Is it a dirty version?

It’s totally a dirty version. Right.

Does it have a rooster instead of a goose?

I just posted it above.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Lol, there is another version of that my bestie has sent me a few times.View attachment 2379435

I mean, I’m not gonna lie… I have wandered the streets aimlessly with my dog while high on edibles ….

But I was always wearing pants.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I just posted it above.

Like so many things, it was better in my head.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is it a dirty version?

It’s totally a dirty version. Right.

Does it have a rooster instead of a goose?

Rooster > Goose ??