Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

There won't be any fun poking here.

Can I plain poke you?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Also if you haven’t watched Jackpot on prime …. Do it simply for this song:

The greatest song to have come out from a 90s movie about ninja turtles to ever exist.

 

[SWR101]

I mean... It was a sleepy fingers typo

I know, it just made for a good joke

 

[positiveflirt]

Also if you haven’t watched Jackpot on prime …. Do it simply for this song:

The greatest song to have come out from a 90s movie about ninja turtles to ever exist.

T-U-R-T-L-E
Tune.

 

[BrendaBear]

I know, it just made for a good joke

Oh, you know I absolutely love a good typo funny.

 

[vagrantx]

Can I plain poke you?

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[dawn_of_night]

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Yup.
I'm good at that too...
And I studied kinesiology so I should probably know more than I do

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Also if you haven’t watched Jackpot on prime …. Do it simply for this song:

The greatest song to have come out from a 90s movie about ninja turtles to ever exist.

I had the whole soundtrack for that film in cassette.

 

[BrendaBear]

Yup.
I'm good at that too...
And I studied kinesiology so I should probably know more than I do

I've studied kittyology... but it turns out understanding feline thinking just doesn't happen.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I'm bored. What do I want to do today?
(keep in mind I'm home with the kids, so whatever I do has to be family-friendly).

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

I'm bored. What do I want to do today?
(keep in mind I'm home with the kids, so whatever I do has to be family-friendly).

Paintball.

 

[vagrantx]

I'm bored. What do I want to do today?
(keep in mind I'm home with the kids, so whatever I do has to be family-friendly).

How old are the sprouts? Old enough for an unfriendly dead-serious game of Mario Kart?

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

How old are the sprouts? Old enough for an unfriendly dead-serious game of Mario Kart?

There are no other games of Mario Kart other dead-serious

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I think I might take them out to Target and spend money we don't have on Legos we don't need.

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

I think I might take them out to Target and spend money we don't have on Legos we don't need.

StarWars legos? Have you seen the Nightmare before Christmas legs??

 

[Bry1313]

I think I might take them out to Target and spend money we don't have on Legos we need.

FIFY

 

[Whiskeyjack]

StarWars legos? Have you seen the Nightmare before Christmas legs??

My wife is obsessed with Nightmare before Christmas. That set comes out the week before her birthday. She's definitely getting it.

 

[Qky75]

Paintball.

With the dishes!!!

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

My wife is obsessed with Nightmare before Christmas. That set comes out the week before her birthday. She's definitely getting it.

It looks amazing. Bit pricey though!

 

[__Nathan1968]

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I’ve had two MRIs on my brain, plus one on my heel.

I get yelled at over the speakers for falling asleep and snoring DESPITE the terrible noise and flashing lights.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’ve had two MRIs on my brain, plus one on my heel.

I get yelled at over the speakers for falling asleep and snoring DESPITE the terrible noise and flashing lights.

I just felt like I was at the shittiest rave ever.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I just felt like I was at the shittiest rave ever.

Maybe I should have taken the Molly.

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

Maybe I should have taken the Molly.

"Sir please stay still!"

BIG FISH LITTLE FISH, CARDBOARD BOX!!!

 

[Bry1313]

My wife is obsessed with Nightmare before Christmas. That set comes out the week before her birthday. She's definitely getting it.

Just you and the kids? Do you have a trombone?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I had the whole soundtrack for that film in cassette.

I knew I liked you