Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

The Earth says hello

You twinkle above us

 

[Bry1313]

Do you ever think about when you’re having a nightmare or a bad dream you’re legit being held hostage by your own brain?

Post in thread 'Sex & Shenanigans'
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/sex-shenanigans.1589110/post-99382286

 

[vagrantx]

Not enough?

Wouldn't you like to know
(further down in the convo I mention I thought it was referring to girth. not length.)

 

[Bry1313]

Wouldn't you like to know
(further down in the convo I mention I thought it was referring to girth. not length.)

I mean…..yeah, knowledge is power

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Good morning, everyone! Another beautiful Monday! And here I am with absolutely nothing to do all day. It's gorgeous.

 

[Bry1313]

Good morning, everyone! Another beautiful Monday! And here I am with absolutely nothing to do all day. It's gorgeous.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/PaqyarkqN0sAAAAC/the-office-michael-scott.gif

 

[SWR101]

Do you ever think about when you’re having a nightmare or a bad dream you’re legit being held hostage by your own brain?

When it’s particularly bad, yes

Do you ever hear about something disease or syndrome and google the symptoms and think like… hmmm.. yeah, I could probably have that.

I just don’t google that stuff to not have to deal with that…

 

[SWR101]

When it’s particularly bad, yes

I just don’t google that stuff to not have to deal with that…

Related:

 

[Qky75]

Oh. I was thinking girth.

That's what I was poking fun at.

 

[Bry1313]

This is SO spot on! Also I don't think I've ever heard it called Minnesota nice but it fits. I made this l meme to note the Midwestern face:

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I meant to reply to you with this clip but I accidentally dropped it in another thread.

 

[lavendersilk]

This guy is so fucking funny …

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0580351/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk


If you’re not watching The Outlaws … you should be.

Yes. It is great.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Well well well Amazon….

https://a.co/d/c9f8hrb

This was on TEMU also....
Fucking fucks...

 

[dawn_of_night]

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I'm sorry.... Who stretches penis?
I don't have one but that sounds uncomfortable....

 

[vagrantx]

That's what I was poking fun at.

There won't be any fun poking here.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I'm sorry.... Who stretches penis?
I don't have one but that sounds uncomfortable....

anything for science!

 

[SWR101]

I'm sorry.... Who stretches penis?
I don't have one but that sounds uncomfortable....

When it’s soft it’s still flexible and you can stretch it without much or any discomfort.

 

[dawn_of_night]

4.72"?!? Take that size queens.

Only if.... It's a 2x4

 

[Qky75]

There won't be any fun poking here.

Makes a note....vagrantx is no fun to poke by self admission

 

[dawn_of_night]

anything for science!

Of course, science! My apologies.

 

[dawn_of_night]

When it’s soft it’s still flexible and you can stretch it without much or any discomfort.

Look at you all bright eyes and bushy trailed this morning

 

[SWR101]

Look at you all bright eyes and bushy trailed this morning

Not sure about the “railed” part, but yeah the rest is true enough

 

[Qky75]

Only if.... It's a 2x4

Once again I failed to translate what's inside my head...which is a scary place to be without a hard hat. Lol

I was thinking wow ..mr designer made it quite small and suggests this is a superior product..perhaps only to reinforce what us smaller guys want them to think. Hence a slap on the face to all size queens... And now the horse is dead and beaten and I am going back to work.

 

[vagrantx]

This guy is so fucking funny …

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0580351/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk


If you’re not watching The Outlaws … you should be.

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE....! i'm in space

 

[dawn_of_night]

Once again I failed to translate what's inside my head...which is a scary place to be without a hard hat. Lol

I mean, it's whatever.... I was being funny in return which was also obviously missed.

I was thinking wow ..mr designer made it quite small and suggests this is a superior product..perhaps only to reinforce what us smaller guys want them to think. Hence a slap on the face to all size queens... And now the horse is dead and beaten and I am going back to work.

So we both lost on that one....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Not sure about the “railed” part, but yeah the rest is true enough

I mean... It was a sleepy fingers typo