Sex & Shenanigans

[vagrantx]

I mean, I think that’s smaller than the average penis length

Oh. I was thinking girth.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh. I was thinking girth.

 

[SWR101]

Why do they do dumbass fucking surveys…. Seen in the news this morning, “1/3 of Canadians planning on shopping for back to school”


Fucking groundbreaking… how much did the survey people pay for that revolutionary information

More likely it was paid for by the retailers, but yeah

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh. I was thinking girth.

Girth is 1.72” …. I don’t know about average.. maybe @bbl can confirm

 

[lavendersilk]

Good morning Starshine

The Earth says hello

 

[lavendersilk]

Are we talking about penis lengths this early in the morning? *sigh* Alright... let me get my notebook...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Are we talking about penis lengths this early in the morning? *sigh* Alright... let me get my notebook...

Check out my Amazon listing

 

[crazychemgirl]

They also had this one.. if you feel you needing something longer

 

[vagrantx]

Girth is 1.72” …. I don’t know about average.. maybe @bbl can confirm

Oh. I can do that. Doubt I want to fill myself up with tap water though. That's a surefire way of grabbing a yummy yeast infection.

 

[lavendersilk]

Oh. I can do that. Doubt I want to fill myself up with tap water though. That's a surefire way of grabbing a yummy yeast infection.

I was thinking the same.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh. I can do that. Doubt I want to fill myself up with tap water though. That's a surefire way of grabbing a yummy yeast infection.

Maybe it’s for the other end?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I was thinking the same.

I mean, me 3

 

[lavendersilk]

Maybe it’s for the other end?

Bidet and a toy all on one.

 

[vagrantx]

Maybe it’s for the other end?

Oh. Shoot. Chute? Yeah alright that's actually pretty clever then.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Do you ever think about when you’re having a nightmare or a bad dream you’re legit being held hostage by your own brain?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Do you ever think about when you’re having a nightmare or a bad dream you’re legit being held hostage by your own brain?

I hadn’t, but makes sense. My brain can be an asshole sometimes

 

[crazychemgirl]

Do you ever hear about something disease or syndrome and google the symptoms and think like… hmmm.. yeah, I could probably have that.

 

[Nerdyjerkoff]

Do you ever think about when you’re having a nightmare or a bad dream you’re legit being held hostage by your own brain?

I have had nights where I have woken up and can’t get the dream out of my head

 

[lavendersilk]

Do you ever hear about something disease or syndrome and google the symptoms and think like… hmmm.. yeah, I could probably have that.

Yes

 

[__Nathan1968]

Well well well Amazon….

https://a.co/d/c9f8hrb

I share my wife’s Prime account with our adult children. Every time I click something like this I freak out that I’m logged in and it will show up on my search history lol.

 

[__Nathan1968]

They also had this one.. if you feel you needing something longer

this tracks.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Do you ever hear about something disease or syndrome and google the symptoms and think like… hmmm.. yeah, I could probably have that.

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[vagrantx]

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"So, good news, but a little stick, you know?"

Fucking hell that's funny. From comedy centrals "this is not happening" series. I miss that.... Some of the best stand up ever.

 

[Bry1313]

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Not enough?

 

[crazychemgirl]

This guy is so fucking funny …

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0580351/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk


If you’re not watching The Outlaws … you should be.