Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

Do I look like I have spray on orange skin color?

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I have no idea what that means… but you know I adore you, so I am sure it is okay.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Ooh... Well fuck....
So no hugs?

Oh Hugs are still OK

 

[dawn_of_night]

Oh Hugs are still OK

Yay!

 

[__Nathan1968]

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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This tracks.

 

[LupineOne]

Do I look like I have spray on orange skin color?

Perfect

 

[UnquietDreams]

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For me, it was B. Dalton's rather than Waldenbooks, but yes, I had that same bench.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good night fuckers

 

[UnquietDreams]

Good night fuckers

Good night, love. Sleep well and I will see you tomorrow.

 

[vagrantx]

Good night fuckers

Good morning

 

[UnquietDreams]

Good morning

*Doctor Who theme ensues*

 

[Bry1313]

Good morning

Good morning Starshine

 

[UnquietDreams]

Good morning Starshine

And I am singing that.

Damn you.

 

[Bry1313]

And I am singing that.

Damn you.

If anyone else needs the music to sing along……

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well well well Amazon….

https://a.co/d/c9f8hrb

 

[Jaws82]

Well well well Amazon….

https://a.co/d/c9f8hrb

That's quite the attachment..

 

[Qky75]

Well well well Amazon….

https://a.co/d/c9f8hrb

4.72"?!? Take that size queens.

 

[Jaws82]

Need to douche and get off. Well good news for you!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Why do they do dumbass fucking surveys…. Seen in the news this morning, “1/3 of Canadians planning on shopping for back to school”


Fucking groundbreaking… how much did the survey people pay for that revolutionary information

 

[Qky75]

Why do they do dumbass fucking surveys…. Seen in the news this morning, “1/3 of Canadians planning on shopping for back to school”


Fucking groundbreaking… how much did they survey people pay for that revolutionary information

That math suggests 1 out of every 3 Canadians are supporting a school-aged child. That's a L O T

*Edit. 1 out of 3 Canadians in that sample group.....which likely consisted of the family at the end of the cul-de-sac from the reporter who got drunk and didn't meet his deadline. "Ok Cooper family....let's see we got Bob, Helen, and Bo Jr. OK how many people are buying school supplies? Just Bob? Got it. "

 

[Jaws82]

Why do they do dumbass fucking surveys…. Seen in the news this morning, “1/3 of Canadians planning on shopping for back to school”


Fucking groundbreaking… how much did they survey people pay for that revolutionary information

Economy strength maybe? Less shopping for back to school..rise in prices. Everything is terrible?

 

[vagrantx]

Well well well Amazon….

https://a.co/d/c9f8hrb

Hmmm...

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Okay....

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Then what? Now I'm horny AND tired.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

That's quite the attachment..

 

[vagrantx]

4.72"?!? Take that size queens.

....

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[crazychemgirl]

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I mean, I think that’s smaller than the average penis length