Sex & Shenanigans

[vagrantx]

This reminds me of one of my favorite Karl Pilkington questions of all time. “Do I control my brain or does my brain control me”?

Pilkington is one of the weirdest people ever and I love him so much. Is he a character? Or a bonafide oddball? No idea.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I just found the funniest sub I've ever seen, /r/pundarblocket (basically crackhead ebay).

"Hi! Are you the one selling a Volvo 240 at Blocket (ebay)?"
"Yeah"
"Can you send a pic?"
"<selfie>"
"I meant of the car"


https://i.redd.it/cax0vjza293c1.jpg

I worked for the legal department for a domain registrar. Domains are property, and can be worth a lot. But a lot of people don't pay attention to the account, so you need proof of ownership, including photo ID. At least once a week, people would email as a selfie instead. We kept them in a collage on the wall.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Tractor pull may be the most boring spectator sport I have ever seen. Bring on the demolition derby!

 

[Bry1313]

 

[dawn_of_night]

I think I get it. I never thought about it in those terms, but, I'm a switch in my partnered life and thinking about it I can see those tendencies when playing by myself too. Some times I'll force myself to go further than what I really want to, and some times it's all lovey-dovey. I don't really plan on going whichever way, but it just sorta happens.

I switch.
And what your saying makes sense to me without reading the article ...
Like edging is not my preference but Dom me get hit out of sub me not cumming....
And then sub me loves all of me and not just Dom me.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Tractor pull may be the most boring spectator sport I have ever seen. Bring on the demolition derby!

Yes....
The thrill of tractor pulling is cheering on your own tractor....
Unless of course you identify as Tow Mater and then you cheer for everyone....

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yes....
The thrill of tractor pulling is cheering on your own tractor....
Unless of course you identify as Tow Mater and then you cheer for everyone....

I surrounded by Tow Maters then.

And the announcers not only know everything about every tractor ever produced, they know every driver. As I "and he is dating the youngest of the Thomas girls there, living outside of Hillsboro..."

 

[lavendersilk]

I surrounded by Tow Maters then.

And the announcers not only know everything about every tractor ever produced, they know every driver. As I "and he is dating the youngest of the Thomas girls there, living outside of Hillsboro..."

If I didn't know you were in the PNW, I would think you were near me.

 

[UnquietDreams]

If I didn't know you were in the PNW, I would think you were near me.

Lotta John Deere smack getting tossed around. May make it more interesting!






Nope.

 

[Silver_Arrow]

I'm not religious, but these are my patron saints.

 

[Silver_Arrow]

I can't be the only one thinking that an adjustable bed could make sex more interesting/different.
https://sleepopolis.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/Nectar-Adjustable-Base-BROLL.00_12_51_10.Still004.jpg

I can imagine cuddle sex would be much easier in some positions since you can raise and lower the different parts.

 

[Bry1313]

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I'm not religious, but these are my patron saints.

Ok, that would be a religion I’d follow.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Ok, that would be a religion I’d follow.

Hey, I was Sainted just last night. Is it too late to switch affiliations?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Hey, I was Sainted just last night. Is it too late to switch affiliations?

I just looked up "sainted" on Urban Dictionary. Are you sure that's what you meant?

 

[lavendersilk]

Someone once offered to knight me with their dick.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Someone once offered to knight me with their dick.

Dame Purple

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I just looked up "sainted" on Urban Dictionary. Are you sure that's what you meant?

Do I want to know, or is it one of those things I’ll 1,000% regret looking up for the rest of my days?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Do I want to know, or is it one of those things I’ll 1,000% regret looking up for the rest of my days?

It's definitely not the worst thing I've ever come across there.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Do I want to know, or is it one of those things I’ll 1,000% regret looking up for the rest of my days?

Cruel rather than disgusting.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

It's definitely not the worst thing I've ever come across there.

Cruel rather than disgusting.

Hmmm…I mean I don’t love cruelty, but “not the worst” isn’t quite selling it. Stay tuned to see whether my curiosity wins out!

 

[MindYaBitness]

I just looked up "sainted" on Urban Dictionary. Are you sure that's what you meant?

Lol, no, not that kind of Sainted

Long story, but you can heretofore call me Saint Tig, Patron Saint of Truth Tellers

 

[Bry1313]

Pilkington is one of the weirdest people ever and I love him so much. Is he a character? Or a bonafide oddball? No idea.

Ricky Gervais claims he’s authentic in his oddities, so I guess it depends on how much you trust him.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Now you sound like my inner monologue.

I remember a few years back when the Internet freaked out to learn that some of us don't have internal monologues.

It's so rare for me to ever hear voices inside my head...

 

[Bry1313]

Hey, I was Sainted just last night. Is it too late to switch affiliations?

I’m a terrible follower of any religion, I’ll go wherever I’ll find the most joy and kindness.

 

[BrendaBear]

Lol, no, not that kind of Sainted

Long story, but you can heretofore call me Saint Tig, Patron Saint of Truth Tellers

Unfortunately for you… I will remember “Saint Tig”…