Sex & Shenanigans

[morelikeasong]

god damn it, Honeydew! Jesus, why does Cantaloupe think every time it gets invited to a party it can bring along its dumb friend Honeydew?! You don't get a plus-one, Cantaloupe!!!

Honeydew is the jared leto of fruit

I love honeydew. It’s so much better than cantaloupe. I just can’t eat either because they give me really bad stomach pains

 

[SWR101]

god damn it, Honeydew! Jesus, why does Cantaloupe think every time it gets invited to a party it can bring along its dumb friend Honeydew?! You don't get a plus-one, Cantaloupe!!!

Honeydew is the jared leto of fruit

Melons in general are decent filler, take up space and don’t cost much, I like both personally because they tend to be light and full of water

 

[vagrantx]

I love honeydew. It’s so much better than cantaloupe. I just can’t eat either because they give me really bad stomach pains

I wanna sadface the stomach pains but I wanna madface your love for the worst fruit to ever sneak into a party uninvited.

 

[lavendersilk]

Honeydew is the jared leto of fruit

Welp... everytime I eat honeydew guess what I'll be thinking about...

 

[morelikeasong]

I wanna sadface the stomach pains but I wanna madface your love for the worst fruit to ever sneak into a party uninvited.

I don’t understand the hate!! It’s so sweet and juicy and refreshing and delicious!

 

[SWR101]

I wanna sadface the stomach pains but I wanna madface your love for the worst fruit to ever sneak into a party uninvited.

So you mad face me instead?!?

 

[lavendersilk]

I'll eat aaalllll the melons at the party. I literally cannot get enough. The hard part is picking the sweetest one at the store.

 

[SWR101]

I don’t understand the hate!! It’s so sweet and juicy and refreshing and delicious!

Yes, this! Light and refreshing!

I'll eat aaalllll the melons at the party. I literally cannot get enough. The hard part is picking the sweetest one at the store.

Facts

 

[morelikeasong]

I'll eat aaalllll the melons at the party. I literally cannot get enough. The hard part is picking the sweetest one at the store.

Can I taste your melons?

 

[SWR101]

Can I taste your melons?

I would like to sample both of yours, all varieties

 

[vagrantx]

So you mad face me instead?!?

You didn't bring up stomach pains. The easiest choice is no choice.

I don’t understand the hate!! It’s so sweet and juicy and refreshing and delicious!

It's tangy and blobby and yucky!

 

[lavendersilk]

Can I taste your melons?

https://j.gifs.com/ml20DN.gif

 

[Silver_Arrow]

I don’t understand the hate!! It’s so sweet and juicy and refreshing and delicious!

What melons are you eating? I feel like any time I get melon its always unripe and hard.

 

[vagrantx]

https://j.gifs.com/ml20DN.gif

https://i.makeagif.com/media/7-06-2015/V9J7rZ.gif

 

[morelikeasong]

https://j.gifs.com/ml20DN.gif

That’s what I thought was going to happen to my fishnet top when I was taking pics in it

 

[SWR101]

What melons are you eating? I feel like any time I get melon its always unripe and hard.

The best melons are soft, juicy, and large

 

[morelikeasong]

What melons are you eating? I feel like any time I get melon its always unripe and hard.

The ripe ones… lol

 

[Silver_Arrow]

The best melons are soft, juicy, and large

We should all stive to be equal opportunity melon lovers.

 

[vagrantx]

more like honey ew

 

[SWR101]

more like honey ew

Slander!

 

[vagrantx]

Slander!

It's gospel, you heathen

 

[morelikeasong]

We should all stive to be equal opportunity melon lovers.

I agree. The little melons can be just as tasty

 

[lavendersilk]

That’s what I thought was going to happen to my fishnet top when I was taking pics in it

Happy accident?

 

[morelikeasong]

Happy accident?

Only if I caught it on video

 

[Silver_Arrow]

Only if I caught it on video

Million dollar gif right there.