Sex & Shenanigans

All right pervs. Time for this wolf to curl up and get some sleep.
Sweet dreams and sticky fingers! ❤️😈
 
I went to a street f... faire? fair? fare? I went to a public party yesterday and we had churros and way too much cider and there were bands playing... i had so much fun! got absolutely knackered, got home aorud midnight, was in bed by 12:30, slept until 8 am.

i can't remember the last time i had 8 hours of sleep within a normal timeframe.

i feel fucking fantastic. 😁
 
I went to a street f... faire? fair? fare? I went to a public party yesterday and we had churros and way too much cider and there were bands playing... i had so much fun! got absolutely knackered, got home aorud midnight, was in bed by 12:30, slept until 8 am.

i can't remember the last time i had 8 hours of sleep within a normal timeframe.

i feel fucking fantastic. 😁
How I picture you today, all well rested:

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I’m happy you got some solid sleep 💕😘
 
Am I the only one that doesn't like most breakfast foods? Especially first thing in the morning.
I love breakfast foods. Bagels and lox and muffins and omelets and bacon and sausage and pancakes and waffles and corned beef hash and hash browns and breakfast sandwiches and danishes and damn, I’m hungry
 
That's what smoothies and protein shakes are for.
I started getting these smoothy pouches which have 10g of protein added. Pretty good.
I love breakfast foods. Bagels and lox and muffins and omelets and bacon and sausage and pancakes and waffles and corned beef hash and hash browns and breakfast sandwiches and danishes and damn, I’m hungry
I like all those things, just not in the first 5 hours after waking up. Even then sometimes it all feels heavy and a bit greasy.
 
I started getting these smoothy pouches which have 10g of protein added. Pretty good.

I like all those things, just not in the first 5 hours after waking up. Even then sometimes it all feels heavy and a bit greasy.
On the weekends I sleep in so I usually don't eat until 11-12.

This is why I love breakfast for dinner.
 
I don’t like french toast and usually the sides of fruit have melon in them so I never get them but I do love a good berry mix
god damn it, Honeydew! Jesus, why does Cantaloupe think every time it gets invited to a party it can bring along its dumb friend Honeydew?! You don't get a plus-one, Cantaloupe!!!

Honeydew is the jared leto of fruit

 
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