🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[Wand3rlust]

Fuck me, what a shower of shit this has become.

Proof if it were needed that excessive wanking leads to chaos and fuckery.

Wankers. All of you.

Nominated for making feel bad about a grammar argument.

(What's gotten into me today?)

Nominated for not taking note of when I'm correct.
Which is almost always.

 

[crazychemgirl]

ok … so I’ve got a medical appointment for vertigo today and trying to wrangle up all your fucking nominations is making it worse.


So … a recap.

A bunch of you were nominated for some shit.


There… done

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

ok … so I’ve got a medical appointment for vertigo today and trying to wrangle up all your fucking nominations is making it worse.


So … a recap.

A bunch of you were nominated for some shit.


There… done

Whatever, we know you just pick a name at random anyway.

Hope the appointment goes well.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Whatever, we know you just pick a name at random anyway.

Hope the appointment goes well.

How DARE you!


The POJ carefully considers every nomination and goes through a vary rigorous and tiring exercise of selecting a winner.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

How DARE you!


The POJ carefully considers every nomination and goes through a vary rigorous and tiring exercise of selecting a winner.

Mhmmm

 

[crazychemgirl]

Mhmmm

Nominated

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominated

Wow

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Nominated for not taking note of when I'm correct.
Which is almost always.

Nominated for being right.

@crazychemgirl Here's your clear winner.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominated for being right.

@crazychemgirl Here's your clear winner.

Nominated for thinking you have any say in anything in this thread ever again.

 

[Bry1313]

Nominated for being right.

@crazychemgirl Here's your clear winner.

Nominated for trying to direct the WOTW award when you still owe us all a proper acceptance speech

 

[UnquietDreams]

Dues ex jesu cristo nomine nomine patro Fidelis or some bullshit. Nominated for exceeding the monthly allotment of grammar arguments allowed.

Nominating because I knew you were going to whine about this. And words matter, especially on a writing board.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominating because I knew you were going to whine about this. And words matter, especially on a writing board.

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[UnquietDreams]

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Do you want me to get wordy, monkey-boy? Do you?

 

[lavendersilk]

Nominated for not taking note of when I'm correct.
Which is almost always.

FIFY

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

FIFY

Oh jeez. The most nominated anyone’s ever been nominated.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Oh jeez. The most nominated anyone’s ever been nominated.

Seconded.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

FIFY

Nominated for being cute and annoying at the same time.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Seconded.

You okay?

I mean, you make me feel dizzy too, but I am okay with that.

Nominated for... well.. Just see above.

( @lavendersilk - I got you girl)

 

[Apisto42]

How DARE you!


The POJ carefully considers every nomination and goes through a vary rigorous and tiring exercise of selecting a winner.

Nominated for spreading lies.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominated for spreading lies.

Nominated for thinking he knows anything.

You know nothing.

 

[Apisto42]

Nominated for thinking he knows anything.

You know nothing.

True. But then I wank and I know things.

 

[crazychemgirl]

True. But then I wank and I know things.

Well… that’s besides the point.

 

[crazychemgirl]

So with my 3rd week as PPJ … it’s been a rough week (just for me personally) … and I have been kind of an absent POJ ….




That didn’t seem to deter all you wankers because you were truly wanking it up all over the place.








One wanker especially … took it upon herself to wank as much as possible… and encourage others to wank as well. From what I saw, it seems there was a plethora of wanking just exploding all over Lit.










You all probably know where this is going…












I mean, maybe you’ve figured it out by meow.










Congratulations to this weeks Wanker of the Week … @Kitty_so_frisky with her special Birthday Wank Trophy!!

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I hope you all take a minute to wish a happy birthday and congratulations to our friendly little kitty and wank all the way to orgasm!!

 

[lavendersilk]

So with my 3rd week as PPJ … it’s been a rough week (just for me personally) … and I have been kind of an absent POJ ….




That didn’t seem to deter all you wankers because you were truly wanking it up all over the place.








One wanker especially … took it upon herself to wank as much as possible… and encourage others to wank as well. From what I saw, it seems there was a plethora of wanking just exploding all over Lit.










You all probably know where this is going…












I mean, maybe you’ve figured it out by meow.










Congratulations to this weeks Wanker of the Week … @Kitty_so_frisky with her special Birthday Wank Trophy!!

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I hope you all take a minute to wish a happy birthday and congratulations to our friendly little kitty and wank all the way to orgasm!!

Congratulations @Kitty_so_frisky !!! I'll wank extra hard today in your honor.
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[OrdinaryPerson]

So with my 3rd week as PPJ … it’s been a rough week (just for me personally) … and I have been kind of an absent POJ ….




That didn’t seem to deter all you wankers because you were truly wanking it up all over the place.








One wanker especially … took it upon herself to wank as much as possible… and encourage others to wank as well. From what I saw, it seems there was a plethora of wanking just exploding all over Lit.










You all probably know where this is going…












I mean, maybe you’ve figured it out by meow.










Congratulations to this weeks Wanker of the Week … @Kitty_so_frisky with her special Birthday Wank Trophy!!

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I hope you all take a minute to wish a happy birthday and congratulations to our friendly little kitty and wank all the way to orgasm!!

Congrats Kitty!!! Well deserved with the mass wanking and all the carpal tunnel you've caused!