Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

No one? Where’s the fun in that??

…And trust me, everyone would know

Yeah, "Hey, why is that wolf wearing a hoop skirt?"

 

[Wand3rlust]

A Portland hipster beanie and I hate myself for it

Picture please.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I just learned a new word for a beanie...

The Portland one is even more hipster and it works in a coffee shop

I need a visual

 

[BrendaBear]

I've never been to Maine...

But I kinda like the music
Say the ladies are insane there
And they sure know how to use it

Fixed it for you....

 

[crazychemgirl]

Picture please.

Jinx my dear

 

[Bry1313]

Picture please.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/-KV8cDbeabMAAAAC/amirlotan-wow.gif

 

[SWR101]

You go off for a quick wank and you miss 5 pages.

Only 5 pages, that was a quickie

 

[crazychemgirl]

No one? Where’s the fun in that??

…And trust me, everyone would know

Are you saying you’re so good i wouldn’t be able to keep quiet?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Jinx my dear

Does that mean we have to do stuff now?

 

[Wand3rlust]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/-KV8cDbeabMAAAAC/amirlotan-wow.gif

I'd look adorable in that hat.

The beard not so much. But.. you never know.

My adorableness is pretty limitless...

 

[Bry1313]

No one? Where’s the fun in that??

…And trust me, everyone would know

https://media1.tenor.com/m/_vWOrDe7bJYAAAAC/popcorn-buffy-the-vampire-slayer.gif

 

[crazychemgirl]

Does that mean we have to do stuff now?

Yes please

 

[Bry1313]

I'd look adorable in that hat.

The beard not so much. But.. you never know.

My adorableness is pretty limitless...

There may be a more practical version above

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/-KV8cDbeabMAAAAC/amirlotan-wow.gif

Is your name @OrdinaryPerson ???

 

[BrendaBear]

Are you saying you’re so good i wouldn’t be able to keep quiet?

Canine tongue??? Hello?????

 

[UnquietDreams]

A Portland hipster beanie and I hate myself for it

Dammit, I live in Portland and don't own a hipster beanie!

Oh, wait, I found one. My Winterhawks toque. It even has "Portland" written on it, as you were so specific.

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I am loosing sexy points for the pom pom, aren't i?

 

[BrendaBear]

Are you saying you’re so good i wouldn’t be able to keep quiet?

Canine tongue??? Hello?????

...not to mention the occasional "snoot in the chute" that would occur....

 

[Bry1313]

Is your name @OrdinaryPerson ???

I know what she likes, I know what she wants
I know what she likes, I've got what she likes
I know what she likes, I know what she wants
I see her looking

 

[LupineOne]

Are you saying you’re so good i wouldn’t be able to keep quiet?

BrendaBear said it. And even if you could keep quiet, I’m not sure that dress wouldn’t be moving

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Hey girl, hey

Thanks for reminding me that the Portland hipster beanie means it's accompanied by a beard or 5o clock shadow.

 

[Bry1313]

Are you saying you’re so good i wouldn’t be able to keep quiet?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/_U-tNoXk_0cAAAAC/oh-really-interested.gif

 

[BrendaBear]

Oh, wait, I found one. My Winterhawks toque. It even has "Portland" written on it, as you were so specific.

View attachment 2377370
I am loosing sexy points for the pom pom, aren't i?

Shouldn't that pic have some legs resting on your shoulders?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Is your name @OrdinaryPerson ???

Why yes. Yes it is.

 

[Bry1313]

BrendaBear said it. And even if you could keep quiet, I’m not sure that dress wouldn’t be moving

https://media1.tenor.com/m/BLzRZIS8CasAAAAd/fallout-on-prime-fallout.gif

 

[UnquietDreams]

Thanks for reminding me that the Portland hipster beanie means it's accompanied by a beard or 5o clock shadow.

And skinny jeans. And whining.