Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Are you going to teach me about science now?

No, I am looking more like Naked Butler. I will brew you a nice cuppa.

 

[BrendaBear]

You’re adorable … you look like you’re about to sell me some old timey ice cream.

Or sing.

Right? But... I'm thinking a banjo should also be present...

Not a dueling banjo though... that would be really weird.

 

[BrendaBear]

You mean a toque?

Also how is a Portland one different from other ones?

Probably all wet from the rain.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Since we have new people … and it’s been like 5000 pages …


Let’s have another … get to know you .. shenanigans edition.


Your name

Jack

Your job

Snark enthusiast

Favourite colour

Purple

Least favourite pasta noodle

Ravioli

Happiest memory from the last year

Belting out "You'll Never Walk Alone" at the top of my lungs with tens of thousands of other Liverpool fans at their pre-season match against Arsenal in Philadelphia a few weeks ago.

 

[BrendaBear]

Glasses

https://media1.tenor.com/m/WAEpqlCu1doAAAAC/oh-really-looking.gif

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ok so what is something that a man / woman can wear that shouldn’t be sexual but ALWAYS turns you on?

Glasses was mentioned, so...

Overalls, and no shirt.

 

[__Nathan1968]

You’re adorable … you look like you’re about to sell me some old timey ice cream.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Glasses

Sorry, I love Dorothy Parker, but I always make passes at girls who wear glasses.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Ok so what is something that a man / woman can wear that shouldn’t be sexual but ALWAYS turns you on?

I have a weakness for a woman in a sundress. Like, a "tuck my boner ALL the way up inside the waistband of my underwear" kind of weakness.

 

[Silver_Arrow]

I have a weakness for a woman in a sundress. Like, a "tuck my boner ALL the way up inside the waistband of my underwear" kind of weakness.

Sundresses are a kink 100%

 

[UnquietDreams]

I have a weakness for a woman in a sundress. Like, a "tuck my boner ALL the way up inside the waistband of my underwear" kind of weakness.

The sundress and combat boots combo was the best thing the early 90s ever produced.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You mean a toque?

Also how is a Portland one different from other ones?

I just learned a new word for a beanie...

The Portland one is even more hipster and it works in a coffee shop

 

[lavendersilk]

Ok so what is something that a man / woman can wear that shouldn’t be sexual but ALWAYS turns you on?

Nothing.

*takes a bow* Thank you, thank you. I'll see myself out.

 

[Bry1313]

I have a weakness for a woman in a sundress. Like, a "tuck my boner ALL the way up inside the waistband of my underwear" kind of weakness.

Yes, always sundresses. That’s one of the best things about the return of Spring……..sundress season

 

[lavendersilk]

Glasses

This. I am a sucker for glasses.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Coastal Maine

Agreed.

The Blue Ridge would be my close second.

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Yeah, sorry. I started with "Tokyo," which would have been much shorter. But I am feeling...wistful. Sorry.

That's the tie you use to tie someone up

 

[Silver_Arrow]

Nothing.

*takes a bow* Thank you, thank you. I'll see myself out.

It's always sundress season if she wears thermal tights.

 

[lavendersilk]

FYI, it is pretty easy to make a bowtie out of a regular tie.

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

This. I am a sucker for glasses.

Then I have some good news about my eyesight

 

[LupineOne]

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New kink unlocked …, getting eaten out while wearing this ridiculous dress and NO ONE WOULD KNOW

No one? Where’s the fun in that??

…And trust me, everyone would know

 

[Wand3rlust]

You go off for a quick wank and you miss 5 pages.

 

[__Nathan1968]

You go off for a quick wank and you miss 5 pages.

 

[UnquietDreams]

You go off for a quick wank and you miss 5 pages.

So don't leave.

 

[Bry1313]

A Portland hipster beanie and I hate myself for it

Hey girl, hey