Sex & Shenanigans

[hotoldrguy]

My O face and my butthole. Highly guarded secrets

I can neither confirm or deny that I may have posted my butthole once on OP's thread

 

[morelikeasong]

If you could only pick ONE place you've been to anywhere in the world that you could make others go to, where would you send them?

Coastal Maine

 

[Silver_Arrow]

Coastal Maine

I've never been to Maine despite being close ish to it. I've heard good things and know a few people who go there to glamp in their RVs.

 

[Silver_Arrow]

I'd have to pick New Zealand, specifically Papamoa. It's beautiful there and the beaches are fairly devoid of people if you go at the right time.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Um yeah, me too

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[__Nathan1968]

Since we have new people … and it’s been like 5000 pages …


Let’s have another … get to know you .. shenanigans edition.


Your name
Your job
Favourite colour
Least favourite pasta noodle
Happiest memory from the last year




…….. and go!

Nathan
FunEmployed
Maroon
Elbow
Being scolded for lurking and not flirting.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nathan
FunEmployed
Maroon
Elbow
Being scolded for lurking and not flirting.

Being scolded is your favourite …, interesting

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m just glad I wasn’t the only one who dislikes the bowtie..

I also don’t find it sexy, personally… I feel like I’d be fucking Bill Nye .. and as much as I LOVE Bill Nye I don’t know if I would bang Bill Nye

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Got anything in a yard glass size?

You're going to need multiple foreskins for that

 

[__Nathan1968]

And for the adventurous kinky sharers


Favourite sexual position
Last time you orgasmed
Most scandalous place you’ve had intercourse

- Doggie style
- 10 days ago
- In the caboose. (Not a euphemism, an actual train caboose in a park)

 

[crazychemgirl]

You're going to need multiple foreskins for that

That sounds suspiciously like…

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[crazychemgirl]

So guys … if you hear about a serial killer operating on the west coast where the foreskins of the victims have been removed … you know who’s responsible

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

I’m just glad I wasn’t the only one who dislikes the bowtie..

I also don’t find it sexy, personally… I feel like I’d be fucking Bill Nye .. and as much as I LOVE Bill Nye I don’t know if I would bang Bill Nye.

Of course, the real fun with wearing a bow tie is when you get to wear it undone in a rakish manner at the end of an evening.

 

[crazychemgirl]

It’s good to not be the killer for once.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Of course, the real fun with wearing a bow tie is when you get to wear it undone in a rakish manner at the end of an evening.

Ok that’s hot…

I thought you were gonna say using it to tie up someone … but yours is good too.

 

[Ricardus]

Since we have new people … and it’s been like 5000 pages …


Let’s have another … get to know you .. shenanigans edition.


Your name
Your job
Favourite colour
Least favourite pasta noodle
Happiest memory from the last year

Richard

Academic

Green

Spaghetti

Probably closing on a new condo after a lengthy sale process.

And for the adventurous kinky sharers


Favourite sexual position
Last time you orgasmed
Most scandalous place you’ve had intercourse

Deep inside her on her back, where we can kiss and I can reach her breasts.

Last night

That may be a toss-up between in the middle of a bridge over a river at midnight, and in front of a huge window in a bookshop during business hours.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Ok that’s hot…

I thought you were gonna say using it to tie up someone … but yours is good too.

 

[UnquietDreams]

You like them. No horrible locations.

Okay, so not "O'Hare Airport." Got it.

In general, Tokyo. It is such an amazing place, so different from anywhere. Living there was just...amazing.

But the place I would love everyone to experience? It is a little different. Off Half Moon Bay in California, there is a break called Mavericks. It is a long way out -- for years surfers thought it was a myth. The surf contests tow you out by personal water craft, but usually you just paddle. A lot. Mavericks is the biggest of the big waves. After a big winter storm you can get rideable waves over 60' tall. Insane people ride those. This day was much, much smaller.

We started out before dawn. I had no business being out there. I was, at best, an adequate surfer, and this was hard for experts. But there was a bet, and a girl... Anyway, this part wasn't about that. We made it out when the sun was just coming up. I had made two passes and survived though no fault of my own, so I was just on my board with the rest setting up. I was done. But rather than watching the beach, the noise, and the rest of us, I turned my stick and faced the horizon. I was far enough away from everyone, and the quiet struck me. Nothing in sight. Nothing but where water meets sky. It was an epiphany, but I can't remember what was revealed. But it was profound, and it changed me.

Sorry, long-winded, I am. But those who I love, I would want that place, that moment.

 

[BrendaBear]

And for the adventurous kinky sharers

Sup?

Favourite sexual position

It keeps changing....

Which is a favorite, I mean.... not a changing position... although, that is pretty great too...

Last time you orgasmed

A few days ago

Most scandalous place you’ve had intercourse

My bosses office (she wasn't there at the time).

 

[crazychemgirl]

Not you too.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I’m just glad I wasn’t the only one who dislikes the bowtie..

I also don’t find it sexy, personally… I feel like I’d be fucking Bill Nye .. and as much as I LOVE Bill Nye I don’t know if I would bang Bill Nye

I likely have 2 dozen bow ties in my closet, and fewer than five regular ties.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I likely have 2 dozen bow ties in my closet, and fewer than five regular ties.

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You’re adorable … you look like you’re about to sell me some old timey ice cream.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I think the even more interesting question is... Who on Lit has seen your butthole and/or O face

 

[Silver_Arrow]

Okay, so not "O'Hare Airport." Got it.

In general, Tokyo. It is such an amazing place, so different from anywhere. Living there was just...amazing.

But the place I would love everyone to experience? It is a little different. Off Half Moon Bay in California, there is a break called Mavericks. It is a long way out -- for years surfers thought it was a myth. The surf contests tow you out by personal water craft, but usually you just paddle. A lot. Mavericks is the biggest of the big waves. After a big winter storm you can get rideable waves over 60' tall. Insane people ride those. This day was much, much smaller.

We started out before dawn. I had no business being out there. I was, at best, an adequate surfer, and this was hard for experts. But there was a bet, and a girl... Anyway, this part wasn't about that. We made it out when the sun was just coming up. I had made two passes and survived though no fault of my own, so I was just on my board with the rest setting up. I was done. But rather than watching the beach, the noise, and the rest of us, I turned my stick and faced the horizon. I was far enough away from everyone, and the quiet struck me. Nothing in sight. Nothing but where water meets sky. It was an epiphany, but I can't remember what was revealed. But it was profound, and it changed me.

Sorry, long-winded, I am. But those who I love, I would want that place, that moment.

I want to visit Japan at some point.

I've had some similar experiences like that out on the water, though probably not as far from shore as you.

 

[crazychemgirl]

***words words words***

That’s lovely!