Sex & Shenanigans

So much hate for spaghetti… what’s wrong with the spaghetti noodle?
It’s boring and brings nothing to the table. It doesn’t carry sauce well.

I can’t believe you picked bowtie! I love that one. It’s great for pasta salad and fun to flatten with your tongue.
I often judge pasta by how fun it feels in my mouth.
 
Since we have new people … and it’s been like 5000 pages …


Let’s have another … get to know you .. shenanigans edition.


Your name
Your job
Favourite colour
Least favourite pasta noodle
Happiest memory from the last year
UnquietDreams (Unquiet Dreams, for the easily confused. "Unique Dreams?" Really.)
IT and transportation
Black
Wagon wheel noodle
Oddly enough, finding here. It's been a year.

And for the adventurous kinky sharers

Favourite sexual position
Last time you orgasmed
Most scandalous place you’ve had intercourse
Performing orally on a woman is my favorite thing in the world. Any position, but having her ride my face is a favorite.
Actually orgasmed? Late June.
I was 86ed from Disneyland after riding, as it were, Its A Small World. The song still effects me inappropriately...
 
It’s boring and brings nothing to the table. It doesn’t carry sauce well.

I can’t believe you picked bowtie! I love that one. It’s great for pasta salad and fun to flatten with your tongue.
I often judge pasta by how fun it feels in my mouth.
I love twirling spaghetti noodles both outside AND inside my mouth …

I find that with bowtie it’s hard to get a perfect pasta bite … cuz if it’s cooked al dente the middle is sometimes still too chewy .. but if you cook it too much the outside is floppy and sad.
 
Your name
Your job
Favourite colour
Least favourite pasta noodle
Happiest memory from the last year
Frank Drebin, Police Squad!
Cooler at the Double Deuce bar.
Electric blue or purple
Those bowtie things. Adventure pasta is not required. Just give me angel hair.
Writing, reading what I wrote and saying "wow, this is actually pretty good."
And for the adventurous kinky sharers


Favourite sexual position
Last time you orgasmed
Most scandalous place you’ve had intercourse
Love them all. But I usually finish to doggystyle. Also this one:
https://www.kinkly.com/position/the-pretzel-dip-position/ I just love that booty clappin'.
Sunday morning. May need to fix that.
Location wise I never really went nuts. Maybe a hotel suite where tons of people were sleeping. And handies in a movie theater.
 
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