Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

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I need the "laugh cry" response for this one.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I need the "laugh cry" response for this one.

Legit

 

[UnquietDreams]

Anyone else wake up horny?

You mean, did I wake up? Yes.

 

[lavendersilk]

I take my coffee like I take my women.

With gentle awe, overpowering respect for the positive things they do and are by just being, and the profound joy at the wonderfulness they bring to my life.

Is this a secret menu item at Starbucks?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

There are occasions that I time coming into this thread really really badly.

and other occasions where it’s just really badly?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Weren’t we just talking about Las Vegas a minnit ago

 

[UnquietDreams]

Is this a secret menu item at Starbucks?

You know I hate Starbucks, Purple...

But I can brew you some of that out here.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You know I hate Starbucks, Purple...

But I can brew you some of that out here.

I saw a tiktok yesterday where a lady made a blueberry syrup latte … I’m tempted to try it

 

[UnquietDreams]

Humble brag.

Not a lotta "humble" in that one.

 

[SWR101]

I saw a tiktok yesterday where a lady made a blueberry syrup latte … I’m tempted to try it

That sounds interesting

 

[crazychemgirl]

That sounds interesting

Right?

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Can you find us a coat closet?

Sure, we'll get under a pile of coats and celebrate hump day

 

[SWR101]

Right?

I think I have some recently frozen blueberries at home…

 

[__Nathan1968]

I take my coffee like I take my women.

Doesn’t that scald your pecker?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I saw a tiktok yesterday where a lady made a blueberry syrup latte … I’m tempted to try it

I go pick blueberries, then I eat them like popcorn. Someone told me to try freezing them, and she is usually right, but I can't keep them around long enough to get them in the freezer.

I make a lavender syrup that I really like in coffee now, and I don't usually sweeten my coffee. A 1:1 syrup with the culinary lavender steeped in. It made a lovely lavender latte using my stove top Mokapot. I experiment with syrups, but I usually use them in Italian sodas instead. The lavender one made a surprisingly good soda, with a lot of floral notes. I have made fresh raspberry, blackberry, marrionberry, and a really strong jalapeño/lime syrup this summer.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I think I have some recently frozen blueberries at home…

Yeah and you don’t need much so if it’s not good, you can just use the syrup on pancakes or waffles or make blueberry chia jam

 

[Bry1313]

You wanna get out of here?

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[UnquietDreams]

Doesn’t that scald your pecker?

Oh, I drink both coffee and women with joy and care. Different question.

 

[lavendersilk]

How many things about this is wrong? I'll give you a few minutes to think about it.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh, I drink both coffee and women with joy and care. Different question.

You DRINK women?

Do you blend them up first?

 

[Bry1313]

Can you find us a coat closet?

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[crazychemgirl]

How many things about this is wrong? I'll give you a few minutes to think about it.
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I can’t see anything wrong with this.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Sure, we'll get under a pile of coats and celebrate hump day

Only if you promise to use your BBC voice for foreplay

 

[UnquietDreams]

You DRINK women?

Do you blend them up first?

In a manner of speaking, but I more grinding and licking than blending...

 

[Bry1313]

Not a lotta "humble" in that one.

It was just one person, we were goal oriented.