Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Gretchen, stop trying to make "it's a cup" happen! It's not going to happen!

Ahem …


It’s dick bag

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ahem …


It’s dick bag

No, that is the scrotum. Or condoms.

 

[Secretintoelderly]

Nominated for not just being quiet then.

Am i nominated for something? How nice

 

[Qky75]

Gretchen, stop trying to make "it's a cup" happen! It's not going to happen!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I think they’re legally obligated to say that or something. Must be in the marriage certificate.

I got tired of saying it. And that's why I got divorced!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yes... that is the reference.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I didn't want to scare him so I haven't told him I learned recently that I can open it myself by hitting the bottom

I just hit the lid with a knife and I’ve NEVER not been able to open my own jar …


Suck on THAT dick bags

Silicone potholders work well too, extra grippy.

Keep that man’s innocence intact!

Why? If she opens her own jars, he’ll have to up his game and find a more useful way to make himself indispensable

 

[SWR101]

Silicone potholders work well too, extra grippy.


Why? If she opens her own jars, he’ll have to up his game and find a more useful way to make himself indispensable

Men aren’t that creative! We tell the same 3 stories and 5 jokes after we get married!

 

[Secretintoelderly]

And than get nominated for being not being quiet! lol

 

[Secretintoelderly]

Have a nice time in here all! Im going to sleep, bye!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Have a nice time in here all! Im going to sleep, bye!

Sleep well. And quietly...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It just reminds me I can’t have a cat.

I’m so allergic that my doctor yelled at me for adopting her.

 

[vagrantx]

I’m so allergic that my doctor yelled at me for adopting her.

WORTH IT!! Thank you for your sacrifice

She's gorgeous <333

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Or like a dude with foreskin pulling it out and making a cup out of it

What the fuck porn sites you visiting?

 

[Qky75]

What the fuck porn sites you visiting?

That's girl number 2 talking about a cup....history has proven this cannot end well.

 

[lavendersilk]

I’m so allergic that my doctor yelled at me for adopting her. View attachment 2377044

Did they see how precious she is? I'm sure they would understand.

 

[SWR101]

One of my fur missiles

 

[LupineOne]

I have an intruder. Interesting. Time to set the traps.

 

[Silver_Arrow]

Judging by how the activity dips in the thread it's easy to assume there's no one from the west coast trying to be silly and sexy.

 

[Bry1313]

What’s with all the cats??

We love pussy

 

[Shenanigans90]

Judging by how the activity dips in the thread it's easy to assume there's no one from the west coast trying to be silly and sexy.

This is celibacy Tuesday.

 

[Bry1313]

Nominated all of you for posting the wrong kind of pussy pics in sex and shenanigans

Demon cat is staring into your soul

 

[Silver_Arrow]

Demon cat is staring into your soul

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pspspspspspsps

 

[Bry1313]

Ok ok ok … no more letterkenny gifs

https://media1.tenor.com/m/M2ErUIN2y50AAAAC/no-hardno.gif

 

[LupineOne]

Since we’re all doing ”my pussy” pics…